Happy 50th Birthday Jokes

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So I see you have a grey patch of hair Tell me more about your 50th birthday party plans
So I see you have a grey patch of hair

Tell me more about your 50th birthday party plans

Grey Hair Jokes,  Please Tell Me More Meme (theme),  
    
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You're 50?!?!?!?! I believe you meant 18...with 32 years of experience! Happy Birthday!!!
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jye: congrats on reaching an age that taking a quickie means taking a 30 mins nap
jye: 50th birthday suprised lemon
You're 50?!?!?!?!

I believe you meant 18...with 32 years of experience! Happy Birthday!!!

50th Birthday Jokes For Women,  Surprised Koala,  
    
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At 50, you have had 50 years to acquire 50 miles of wrinkles. Happy 50th birthday!
At 50, you have had 50 years to acquire 50 miles of wrinkles.

Happy 50th birthday!

50th Birthday Jokes For Women,  Getting Old Jokes,  
    
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Here's to 21 years (with 29 years of experience). Happy 50th birthday!
Here's to 21 years (with 29 years of experience).

Happy 50th birthday!

Funny Birthday Quotes,  Birthday Ecards,  
    
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happy 50th birthday, mike! enjoy your colonoscopy.
happy 50th birthday, mike!

enjoy your colonoscopy.

Memes,  Mike Meme,  Colonoscopy Jokes,  
    
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Congratulations on being one year closer to a senior citizen's discount at the movies.
Congratulations on being one year closer to a senior citizen's discount at the movies.

Best Old Age Jokes,  Clean Old Age Jokes,  Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday.

Turning 50 Jokes,  50th Birthday Jokes,  Silly Birthday Jokes  
    
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

Jokes For 50 Year Olds,  Turning 50 Jokes,  Silly Birthday Quotes  
    
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At 50, youve entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.

50th Birthday Jokes,  Funny 50th Birthday Jokes,  Kidney Jokes  
    
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50 years old: you finally get your head together, and your body has other ideas.

Turning 50 Jokes,  Jokes For 50 Year Olds,  Birthday One Liners  
    
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Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore under FICTION.

Jokes For 50 Year Olds,  50th Birthday Jokes For Women  
    
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50 years old? Look on the bright side. The older you get, the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments.

Funny 50th Birthday Jokes,  Getting Old Birthday Jokes,  Bad Birthday Jokes,  
    
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50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule.

Old Man Jokes,  Beach Jokes,  Funny Birthday Quotes For Men,  
    
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