Happy New Year Jokes

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Cue up all your texts ready to wish everyone in your phone book a mass Happy New Year, as soon as the ball drops. Only you are sleep for the night by 10pm and you wake up to a text and voice mail box full of drunken messages giving you a good source of jokes throughout the new year.

Here we have added the most popular and viral funny new years jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Happy new year!
Happy new year!

Memes,  Darth Vader Meme,  
    
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Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Mary!

Mary? who?

Mary Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Mary!

Mary? who?

Mary Christmas and a Happy New Year!


Merry Christmas Jokes,  Funny Holiday Wishes,  Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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merry

new years
merry

new years


Memes,  Merry Christmas Jokes,  
    
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3-2-Juan

Happy New Year
3-2-Juan

Happy New Year


Memes,  New Year Puns,  Juan Jokes,  
    
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happy new year

madarfacars
happy new year

madarfacars


Memes,  Funny New Year Wishes,  
    
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happy new year

fap!
happy new year

fap!


Memes,  Fap Jokes,  
    
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happy new year

ezzzz
happy new year

ezzzz


Memes,  Happy New Years Jokes,  
    
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what the s up

happy new year s
what the s up

happy new year s


Memes,  Funny Spongebob Pictures With Captions,  
    
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When Gotham is in Ashes...

You have my permission to have a Happy New Year
When Gotham is in Ashes...

You have my permission to have a Happy New Year


Memes,  New Years Jokes For Kids,  
    
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New Year?

Well Happy New Year then, now move along Im busy watching anime
New Year?

Well Happy New Year then, now move along Im busy watching anime


Memes,  Funny New Year Quotes,  Anime Jokes,  
    
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Text crush Happy New Year

No reply
Text crush Happy New Year

No reply


Memes,  New Years Jokes,  Jokes About Being Sad,  
    
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Happy New Year

Happy New Year everywhere
Happy New Year

Happy New Year everywhere


Memes,  Everywhere Meme (theme),  
    
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Happy New Year! Here's hoping we don't fall asleep before 9pm..
Happy New Year! Here's hoping we don't fall asleep before 9pm..

Funny Ecards,  Funny New Years Quotes,  New Years One Liners,  
    
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Happy New Year!

Oh wait, Im chinese
Happy New Year!

Oh wait, Im chinese


Memes,  Funny Chinese Sayings,  New Year Jokes,  
    
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