Harry Potter Chat Up Lines

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Let's watch Happy Potter and make out all day
Let's watch Happy Potter and make out all day

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I'm Hermione Granger and you are?

Your future husband
I'm Hermione Granger and you are?

Your future husband


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once night with me and they''ll be calling you moaning myrtle

well thats rude
once night with me and they''ll be calling you moaning myrtle

well thats rude


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I don't need the Mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

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Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.

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I use to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!

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I've got two Bertie Bott's beans and a wand, wanna taste?

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You have two choices tonight, come with me and you'll see love spells. Go with him and you'll see Hog-WARTS!

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I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!

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My vagina is a horcrux, will you destroy it?

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I've been whomping my willow thinking about you!

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Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000 cause your sweeping me off my feet!

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Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

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Protect your 'wand' from 'hogwarts' when you enter the 'chamber of secrets'

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