Hawaii Jokes

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Somewhere in Hawaii...

That's my street

Avenue*
Somewhere in Hawaii...

That's my street

Avenue*


Memes,  Goku Jokes,  
    
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"The first thing I did when I got my driver's license at seventeen is drive to Hawaii"
-Cory Booker

Not joking. @CoryBooker said this during #Up4Climate.
"The first thing I did when I got my driver's license at seventeen is drive to Hawaii"
-Cory Booker

Not joking. @CoryBooker said this during #Up4Climate.


Funny Jokes,  Cory Booker Meme,  
    
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Lost my wallet in Hawaii

Looked aloha the place
Lost my wallet in Hawaii

Looked aloha the place


Hawaii State Jokes,  Jokes About Hawaii,  Funny Hawaiian Sayings,  
    
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Its too hot in Hawaii

In October
Its too hot in Hawaii

In October


Hawaii State Jokes,  Funny Hawaiian Sayings,  Jokes About Hawaii,  
    
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Goes to Hawaii for vacation

Pearl Harbor
Goes to Hawaii for vacation

Pearl Harbor


Hawaii State Jokes,  Jokes About Hawaii,  Bad Luck Brian Meme (theme),  
    
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Q: What does Miley Cyrus think the Capital of Hawaii is?

A: H!


Jokes About Hawaii,  Miley Cyrus Funny  
    
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I want to enjoy this amazing documentary 

But the bird sounds in the background are not Hawaiian
I want to enjoy this amazing documentary

But the bird sounds in the background are not Hawaiian


Over Educated Problems Meme (theme),  Bird Joke  
    
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Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts?

Because it was Hulaween!


Grass Jokes,  Clothes Jokes,  Brain Teasers For Kids,  
    
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Wins a trip for two to Hawaii

Goes twice
Wins a trip for two to Hawaii

Goes twice


Winning Jokes,  Forever Alone Face,  Meme Funny,  
    
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A secretary, an administrator and a manager in a City firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, I usually only grant three wishes, so Ill give each of you just one. Me first! Me first! says the secretary. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. Poof! Shes gone.
Me next! Me next! says the administrator. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life. Poof! Hes gone.
Youre next, the Genie says to the manger . The manger says, I want those two back in the office after lunch.


The Bahamas Jokes,  Boss Jokes One Liners,  Boss Jokes  
    
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A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii.

After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"


Flying Puns,  California Jokes,  Train Jokes,  
    
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The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers - Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed).

All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!


Storm Jokes,  Mother Nature Jokes,  
    
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Q: What kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

A: Mahalo bro lights.


Smoking Puns,  Smoking Jokes  
    
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Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

Sand Jokes,  Hawaii State Jokes,  Mother In Law Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"As the Ancient Hawaiians used to say, "Never drink a coconut you found in the dark."
"As the Ancient Hawaiians used to say, "Never drink a coconut you found in the dark."

Funny Hawaiian Sayings,  Cute Jokes One Liners  
    
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