Head Puns

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Head punsI love you from my head tomatoes
People who get complimented on their hair usually allow it go to their head. Queue the drums and symbols, “Ba-dum bum!” But you know the one that never gets old is catching a dude who has about 10 rolls on his neck. It looks extremely like a pack of Nathan’s Bun Length Hot Dogs. The barber that cuts this kid’s hair has to be an artist of skillful tutelage of putting the clippers to the neck of those Ball Park Franks. Knuckleheads, jar heads, pineapple heads, apple heads, lemon heads can be the base of some major lame jokes. You’d think you’d heard them all from being witness to many roast sessions, but nah there’s many, many more.

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"stop being a  all the time"

me: ok.

also me:
"stop being a all the time"

me: ok.

also me:


Memes,  Dick Puns,  
    
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me: girl your head game reed asf.

her:
me: girl your head game reed asf.

her:


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iron head

getting a  from a girl with braces
iron head

getting a from a girl with braces


Braces Insults,  Head Jokes,  
    
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flat head

hex head

phillips head

metal head

head
flat head

hex head

phillips head

metal head

head


Memes,  Donald Trump Memes,  Tool Jokes,  
    
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39 years old

Not getting bald

But getting more

Ahead
39 years old

Not getting bald

But getting more

Ahead


39th Birthday Jokes,  Best Bald Jokes,  Bald Man Jokes,  
    
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going bald isn't about losing your hair

it's about getting more head
going bald isn't about losing your hair

it's about getting more head


Hair Loss Jokes,  
    
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guess w needs some head
guess w needs some head

Memes,  Guess Who Memes,  Head Jokes,  
    
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! she misunderstood my ad

when i said i was looking for a little head
! she misunderstood my ad

when i said i was looking for a little head


Memes,  Head Jokes,  Lmao Jokes,  
    
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i stay single, cause all these lame  dudes want is some head!!
i stay single, cause all these lame dudes want is some head!!

Memes,  Forehead Jokes,  Big Forehead Jokes,  
    
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and they said once the apocalypse started i wouldnt be able to get any head!
and they said once the apocalypse started i wouldnt be able to get any head!

Funny Pictures,  Rick Grimes Meme,  Head Jokes,  
    
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Favourite shampoo?

Head and shoulders
Favourite shampoo?

Head and shoulders


Funny Jokes,  Murder Pun,  Shoulder Jokes,  
    
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Hey Jeff...

You got any lettuce?

Check the fridge
I'm sure there's a head in there

LOL
Hey Jeff...

You got any lettuce?

Check the fridge
I'm sure there's a head in there

LOL


Funny Jokes,  Vegetable Puns,  
    
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what did the barbarian businessman...

say about scalping? 

it's the only way to get ahead!
what did the barbarian businessman...

say about scalping?

it's the only way to get ahead!


Funny Jokes,  Worst Jokes Ever,  Worst Puns,  
    
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What did the hat say to the hat stand?

You stay here, Ill go on a head.
What did the hat say to the hat stand?

You stay here, Ill go on a head.


Memes,  Hat Puns,  
    
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 be like

i ain't no head tugh
be like

i ain't no head tugh


Meme,  
    
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