Health Jokes

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You: I got a headache.

WebMD: It's gonna be your last one.
You: I got a headache.

WebMD: It's gonna be your last one.


Memes,  Headache Jokes,  
    
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es be complaining about their head hurting everyday but only sleep 4 urs and eat one meal a day...it's me, i'm es
es be complaining about their head hurting everyday but only sleep 4 urs and eat one meal a day...it's me, i'm es

Memes,  Complaining Jokes,  
    
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Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?
Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?

Memes,  Body Jokes,  
    
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When your dad starts forcing his healthy lifestyle on you
When your dad starts forcing his healthy lifestyle on you

Memes,  Cristiano Ronaldo Jokes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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Body type: Not bad but definitely doesn't know how to say no to soft serve ice cream on a summer night
Body type: Not bad but definitely doesn't know how to say no to soft serve ice cream on a summer night

Memes,  Body Jokes,  
    
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when people confidently light cigarettes around me in public places like....  my health ? ok.
when people confidently light cigarettes around me in public places like.... my health ? ok.

Memes,  Cigarette Jokes,  
    
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*Has an ice coffee in the morning*

My health: Ok

Me: *orders another iced coffee an hour later*

My health:
*Has an ice coffee in the morning*

My health: Ok

Me: *orders another iced coffee an hour later*

My health:


Memes,  Coffee Humor,  
    
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"I don't drink water because it doesn't taste like anything"
"I don't drink water because it doesn't taste like anything"

Meme,  Water Jokes,  Acne Jokes,  
    
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i'm so glad rihanna carries spinach in that bag and promotes health living
i'm so glad rihanna carries spinach in that bag and promotes health living

Memes,  Rihanna Jokes,  
    
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Me- I got this weird cough and my throat is so sore! I think I have a cold *check Web MD*

Web MD-
Me- I got this weird cough and my throat is so sore! I think I have a cold *check Web MD*

Web MD-


Memes,  Coughing Jokes,  
    
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When you hear Hilary's health is fading
When you hear Hilary's health is fading

Memes,  Bernie Sanders Meme,  Hilary Clinton Jokes,  
    
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Doc: I have some good news

Guy: What is it?

Doc: You're dying

Guy: What? I won't wanna die?

Doc: Really" People in memes usually do
Doc: I have some good news

Guy: What is it?

Doc: You're dying

Guy: What? I won't wanna die?

Doc: Really" People in memes usually do


Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  Bad Doctor Jokes,  
    
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When you feel like giving up

But Batman's like not today.
When you feel like giving up

But Batman's like not today.


Memes,  Hospital Meme,  
    
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her: are u sure u know what ur doing?

doc: of course i'm medical af. also.. your heart stopped beating

her; umm..that's my sulder.
her: are u sure u know what ur doing?

doc: of course i'm medical af. also.. your heart stopped beating

her; umm..that's my sulder.


Memes,  Jokes On Doctor,  Best Medical Jokes,  
    
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health teacher: "on average each cigarette takes away eleven minutes of your life."

me:
health teacher: "on average each cigarette takes away eleven minutes of your life."

me:


Memes,  Funny Smoking Jokes,  
    
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