Health Puns

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"These are my infectionssss"
"These are my infectionssss"

Memes,  Usher Jokes,  Song Puns,  
    
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"Mmmm...these would go great with my seizure salad."
"Mmmm...these would go great with my seizure salad."

Memes,  Salad Jokes,  
    
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When the DJ only drops USDA certified organic beats
When the DJ only drops USDA certified organic beats

Memes,  Dj Memes,  
    
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"I see your cholesterol's acting up again."
"I see your cholesterol's acting up again."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Health Quotes,  
    
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" My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets. "
" My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets. "

Healthy Eating Jokes,  Sausage Jokes,  
    
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Too much protein?

No whey
Too much protein?

No whey


Memes,  Protein Memes,  
    
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My doctor told me to get more fiber, so I went to my local yarn store after work.
My doctor told me to get more fiber, so I went to my local yarn store after work.

Funny Humorous Quotes,  Medical Humor,  
    
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Even covered in salad dressing my lettuce looked bare, so I put some cloves on it.

Healthy Eating Jokes,  Pun One Liners  
    
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Oh, you drink diet soda? 

You must be so healthy
Oh, you drink diet soda?

You must be so healthy


Willy Wonka Meme (theme),  Willy Wonka Jokes,  Soda Jokes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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Working at the abattoir is no good for my health.

Everyday I feel offal.


Health Jokes,  Funny Work Jokes,  Job Humor,  
    
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The waiter was shocked when I asked for my salad to be served naked. I explained, no dressing please.

Waiter Jokes,  Healthy Eating Jokes  
    
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When I first tried the new cough syrup, I really had no idea what to expectorate.

Medicine Jokes,  Health Jokes  
    
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Q: Amy Winehouse's health is at risk due to her crack problem.

A: Her doctors say that if she doesn't wash it soon, she'll get gangrene.


Amy Winehouse Jokes,  Drug Puns  
    
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Q: What do you call a rave full of epileptics?

A: A foam party.


Mental Health Jokes,  Brain Teaser Riddles,  
    
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Health plans are like hospital gowns...You only think you're covered.

Funny Health Quotes,  Insurance Jokes,  Insurance Funny,  
    
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