Healthcare Jokes

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Nurse, check if Mr Burgess paid for his last filling, or will I have to extract it from him.
Nurse, check if Mr Burgess paid for his last filling, or will I have to extract it from him.

Dentist Jokes One Liners,  Funny Dentist Joke,  
    
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To help emphasize good oral hygiene in kids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

Dentist Jokes One Liners,  Dentist Joke,  Dentist Jokes,  
    
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she's got toothpain and can't afford health insurance...
she's got toothpain and can't afford health insurance...

Teeth Joke,  Funny Teeth Jokes,  
    
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Gives away $250,000 to be reunited with his camaro

Can't afford basic healthcare for workers.
Gives away $250,000 to be reunited with his camaro

Can't afford basic healthcare for workers.


Chevy Camaro Jokes,  Selfish Jokes,  
    
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''My Insurance won't pay for an MRI.''
''My Insurance won't pay for an MRI.''

X Ray Jokes,  Insurance Humor,  
    
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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol, good carbs, bad carbs...can't we all just get along?"
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol, good carbs, bad carbs...can't we all just get along?"

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Health Comics,  
    
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"Your cholesterol is high. I'm putting you on a 'no fat' diet - super models only."
"Your cholesterol is high. I'm putting you on a 'no fat' diet - super models only."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Model Jokes,  Doctor Memes,  
    
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"Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked."
"Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked."

Medical Jokes One Liners,  Funny Medical Jokes,  Cholesterol Jokes,  
    
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"'Well, Mrs. Gilner, comparing the numbers, everything looks great. Your cholesterol is right in line, blood pressure good... you're definitely as healthy as a horse.'"
"'Well, Mrs. Gilner, comparing the numbers, everything looks great. Your cholesterol is right in line, blood pressure good... you're definitely as healthy as a horse.'"

Funny Health Quotes,  Cholesterol Jokes,  
    
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''Your cholesterol numbers are a bit high for your health insurance premium rates."
''Your cholesterol numbers are a bit high for your health insurance premium rates."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Health Comics,  
    
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Dad what's a Canadian?

It's an unarmed North American with health insurance son.
Dad what's a Canadian?

It's an unarmed North American with health insurance son.


Funny Canadian Facts,  Canadian Humor,  Liberal Memes,  
    
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"You misread your policy. We allow only three days in the hospital but up to two weeks in the morgue."
"You misread your policy. We allow only three days in the hospital but up to two weeks in the morgue."

City Morgue Jokes,  Insurance Humor,  
    
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When you're too poor to afford affordable healthcare

Guess I'll die
When you're too poor to afford affordable healthcare

Guess I'll die


Memes,  Poor Jokes One Liners,  
    
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if you can not afford a lawyer, one will be appointed to you

if you cannot afford a doctor, lol tough  bro
if you can not afford a lawyer, one will be appointed to you

if you cannot afford a doctor, lol tough bro


Funny Lawyer Slogans,  Funny Lawyer Quotes,  Best Lawyer Quotes,  
    
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I didn't do anything. I'm in here for the healthcare.
I didn't do anything. I'm in here for the healthcare.

Jail Jokes One Liners,  Great Joke,  
    
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