Healthy Eating Jokes

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"I really need to live healthier"

Me at 2am:
"I really need to live healthier"

Me at 2am:


Memes,  Eating Meme,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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I'm making healthier life choices lately.

Also me:
I'm making healthier life choices lately.

Also me:


Memes,  Oreo Cookie Jokes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm going to be healthy

Breakfast: Fruit
Lunch: Sandwich
Dinner: Salad

Midnight snack: Large pizza, mac & cheese, a bucket of ice cream
Me: I'm going to be healthy

Breakfast: Fruit
Lunch: Sandwich
Dinner: Salad

Midnight snack: Large pizza, mac & cheese, a bucket of ice cream


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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We are eating organic fruits and drinking green juice for the rest of 2017 ladies
We are eating organic fruits and drinking green juice for the rest of 2017 ladies

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Food,  
    
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Me: I'm going to start eating more healthily

Also me:
Me: I'm going to start eating more healthily

Also me:


Memes,  Cake Jokes,  
    
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"I'm vegan. but I don't talk about it all the time" - a vegan talking about no talking about being a vegan
"I'm vegan. but I don't talk about it all the time" - a vegan talking about no talking about being a vegan

Memes,  Vegan Memes,  
    
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Me to me: "We gotta lose this weight sis. We been slacking."

Me to myself: *Chews unhealthy ass food* "Yes girl. When do we start!??"
Me to me: "We gotta lose this weight sis. We been slacking."

Me to myself: *Chews unhealthy ass food* "Yes girl. When do we start!??"


Memes,  Funny Diet Sayings,  
    
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When all you bought was healthy food when you were motivated but now you're craving junk food and the only thing available is kale
When all you bought was healthy food when you were motivated but now you're craving junk food and the only thing available is kale

Memes,  Grocery Jokes,  
    
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The hardest part about dieting is knowing imma spend $9 on a salad and not be full when I could spend $5.50 at Popeyes n be full n happy
The hardest part about dieting is knowing imma spend $9 on a salad and not be full when I could spend $5.50 at Popeyes n be full n happy

Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  Logical Jokes,  
    
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Me: "I'm going to be so damn healthy and eat right"

Also me: Fuck it diabetes probably isn't even that bad
Me: "I'm going to be so damn healthy and eat right"

Also me: Fuck it diabetes probably isn't even that bad


Memes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Them: So how's your diet going

Me: You know good days & bad days
Them: So how's your diet going

Me: You know good days & bad days


Memes,  Diet Meme,  
    
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Me: I'm watching my figure for summer

Also me:
Me: I'm watching my figure for summer

Also me:


Memes,  Diet Meme,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Me: Time 2 get fit

*eats a celery*

Me:

Nope. Don't like that.
Me: Time 2 get fit

*eats a celery*

Me:

Nope. Don't like that.


Memes,  The Office Memes,  
    
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when you're sitting down to chicken and broccoli for the 3rd week in a row and you start asking yourself why the  you're doing this
when you're sitting down to chicken and broccoli for the 3rd week in a row and you start asking yourself why the you're doing this

Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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Me: 2017 is the year I finally get healthy

6 days into 2017:
Me: 2017 is the year I finally get healthy

6 days into 2017:


Memes,  2017 Meme,  
    
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