Healthy Eating Jokes

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When your dad starts forcing his healthy lifestyle on you
When your dad starts forcing his healthy lifestyle on you

Memes,  Cristiano Ronaldo Jokes,  
    
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I never turn down food and that's why I'm not there
I never turn down food and that's why I'm not there

Memes,  Jokes About Food,  Body Jokes,  
    
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The news: Do NOT eat romaine lettuce!

Me, biting into a hot pretzel: Dang okay.
The news: Do NOT eat romaine lettuce!

Me, biting into a hot pretzel: Dang okay.


Memes,  Salad Jokes,  
    
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Damn I wanna look like snack this summer but I keep eating them
Damn I wanna look like snack this summer but I keep eating them

Memes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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Me: "I want to lose a few pounds"

Also me:
Me: "I want to lose a few pounds"

Also me:


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Me: I have to start eating healthier

Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:
Me: I have to start eating healthier

Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:


Memes,  Stress Jokes,  Eating Memes,  
    
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Me: I wanna lose weight

The hot Cheetos in my backpack:
Me: I wanna lose weight

The hot Cheetos in my backpack:


Memes,  Weight Loss Humor,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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When you start eating health and taking care of yourself out of spite
When you start eating health and taking care of yourself out of spite

Memes,  Rabbit Humor,  
    
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"I really need to live healthier"

Me at 2am:
"I really need to live healthier"

Me at 2am:


Memes,  Eating Meme,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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I'm making healthier life choices lately.

Also me:
I'm making healthier life choices lately.

Also me:


Memes,  Oreo Cookie Jokes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm going to be healthy

Breakfast: Fruit
Lunch: Sandwich
Dinner: Salad

Midnight snack: Large pizza, mac & cheese, a bucket of ice cream
Me: I'm going to be healthy

Breakfast: Fruit
Lunch: Sandwich
Dinner: Salad

Midnight snack: Large pizza, mac & cheese, a bucket of ice cream


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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We are eating organic fruits and drinking green juice for the rest of 2017 ladies
We are eating organic fruits and drinking green juice for the rest of 2017 ladies

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Food,  
    
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Me: I'm going to start eating more healthily

Also me:
Me: I'm going to start eating more healthily

Also me:


Memes,  Cake Jokes,  
    
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"I'm vegan. but I don't talk about it all the time" - a vegan talking about no talking about being a vegan
"I'm vegan. but I don't talk about it all the time" - a vegan talking about no talking about being a vegan

Memes,  Vegan Memes,  
    
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Me to me: "We gotta lose this weight sis. We been slacking."

Me to myself: *Chews unhealthy ass food* "Yes girl. When do we start!??"
Me to me: "We gotta lose this weight sis. We been slacking."

Me to myself: *Chews unhealthy ass food* "Yes girl. When do we start!??"


Memes,  Funny Diet Sayings,  
    
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