Healthy Eating Jokes

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Me to me: "We gotta lose this weight sis. We been slacking." Me to myself: *Chews unhealthy ass food* "Yes girl. When do we start!??"
Me to me: "We gotta lose this weight sis. We been slacking."

Me to myself: *Chews unhealthy ass food* "Yes girl. When do we start!??"


Memes,  Funny Diet Sayings,  
    
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Memes,  Grocery Jokes,  
    
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The hardest part about dieting is knowing imma spend $9 on a salad and not be full when I could spend $5.50 at Popeyes n be full n happy
The hardest part about dieting is knowing imma spend $9 on a salad and not be full when I could spend $5.50 at Popeyes n be full n happy

Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  Logical Jokes,  
    
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Me: "I'm going to be so damn healthy and eat right" Also me: Fuck it diabetes probably isn't even that bad
Me: "I'm going to be so damn healthy and eat right"

Also me: Fuck it diabetes probably isn't even that bad

Memes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Them: So how's your diet going Me: You know good days & bad days
Them: So how's your diet going

Me: You know good days & bad days

Memes,  Diet Meme,  
    
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Me: I'm watching my figure for summer Also me:
Me: I'm watching my figure for summer

Also me:

Memes,  Diet Meme,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Me: Time 2 get fit *eats a celery* Me: Nope. Don't like that.
Me: Time 2 get fit

*eats a celery*

Me:

Nope. Don't like that.

Memes,  The Office Memes,  
    
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Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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Me: 2017 is the year I finally get healthy 6 days into 2017:
Me: 2017 is the year I finally get healthy

6 days into 2017:

Memes,  2017 Meme,  
    
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New Years resolution looking at me like
New Years resolution looking at me like

Memes,  Donut Meme,  New Year Resolution Meme,  
    
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Me: I'm gonna start eating healthy Also me: Treat yourself one last time, you deserve it
Me: I'm gonna start eating healthy

Also me: Treat yourself one last time, you deserve it

Memes,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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"I'm a vegan but I don't talk about it constantly" -a vegan talking about not being a vegan
"I'm a vegan but I don't talk about it constantly" -a vegan talking about not being a vegan

Memes,  Vegan Jokes,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
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me: "ima start eating healthy" me: "no the you ain't"
me: "ima start eating healthy"

me: "no the you ain't"

Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Me: Thanksgiving is over time to start eating healthy again Other me: It's basically Christmas wait until New Year
Me: Thanksgiving is over time to start eating healthy again

Other me: It's basically Christmas wait until New Year

Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Me: Thanksgiving is over I should probably go back to eating healthy Me to me: Do it on Monday
Me: Thanksgiving is over I should probably go back to eating healthy

Me to me: Do it on Monday

Memes,  Jokes About Thanksgiving,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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