Healthy Eating Jokes

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Saw a fit girl waiting in line at Panera and I was like wow, I'm gonna be fit one day.. Then she got an apple on the side instead of a baguette and I knew the fit life would never be the life for me.
Saw a fit girl waiting in line at Panera and I was like wow, I'm gonna be fit one day.. Then she got an apple on the side instead of a baguette and I knew the fit life would never be the life for me.

Memes,  Diet Humor,  
    
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I need to lose 15-20 pounds in 30 days. Send me tips. Legal & illegal.

Clean veganism, daily exercise, plenty of water, plenty of sleep, and (I can't stress this enough) cocaine
I need to lose 15-20 pounds in 30 days. Send me tips. Legal & illegal.

Clean veganism, daily exercise, plenty of water, plenty of sleep, and (I can't stress this enough) cocaine


Memes,  Cocaine Jokes,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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Everytime I decide to start a diet

The lettuce is contaminated
Everytime I decide to start a diet

The lettuce is contaminated


Memes,  Salad Jokes,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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When you finally try to eat healthy but made your salad with romaine lettuce
When you finally try to eat healthy but made your salad with romaine lettuce

Memes,  When You Meme,  Eating Memes,  
    
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"You should try eating better, your diet has a big effect on your mood"

Me:
"You should try eating better, your diet has a big effect on your mood"

Me:


Memes,  Diet Humor,  
    
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Pretty rude how chips & salsa aren't healthy but ok
Pretty rude how chips & salsa aren't healthy but ok

Memes,  Funny Quotes About Food,  
    
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look w much  she has to carry on the right omg  that! going 2 mcdonalds
look w much she has to carry on the right omg that! going 2 mcdonalds

Memes,  Mcdonalds Jokes,  
    
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When your dad starts forcing his healthy lifestyle on you
When your dad starts forcing his healthy lifestyle on you

Memes,  Cristiano Ronaldo Jokes,  
    
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I never turn down food and that's why I'm not there
I never turn down food and that's why I'm not there

Memes,  Jokes About Food,  Body Jokes,  
    
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The news: Do NOT eat romaine lettuce!

Me, biting into a hot pretzel: Dang okay.
The news: Do NOT eat romaine lettuce!

Me, biting into a hot pretzel: Dang okay.


Memes,  Salad Jokes,  
    
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Damn I wanna look like snack this summer but I keep eating them
Damn I wanna look like snack this summer but I keep eating them

Memes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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Me: "I want to lose a few pounds"

Also me:
Me: "I want to lose a few pounds"

Also me:


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Me: I have to start eating healthier

Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:
Me: I have to start eating healthier

Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:


Memes,  Stress Jokes,  Eating Memes,  
    
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Me: I wanna lose weight

The hot Cheetos in my backpack:
Me: I wanna lose weight

The hot Cheetos in my backpack:


Memes,  Weight Loss Humor,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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When you start eating health and taking care of yourself out of spite
When you start eating health and taking care of yourself out of spite

Memes,  Rabbit Humor,  
    
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