Hearing Aids Joke

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why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?

to avoid getting hearing aids.
why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?

to avoid getting hearing aids.


Condom Jokes,  Ear Jokes,  Ear Puns,  
    
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don't have pne sex

you may get hearing aids.
don't have pne sex

you may get hearing aids.


Lame Pun Coon (theme),  Lame Pun Raccoon,  Funny Aids Slogans,  
    
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don't have pne sex.

you might get hearing aids.
don't have pne sex.

you might get hearing aids.


Funny Quotes,  Aids Jokes,  
    
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An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

Elderly Jokes,  Joke Hearing Aids,  Hearing Jokes,  
    
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An Grandma who had serious hearing problems for a number of years went to the doctor to be fitted for a hearing aid that would return her hearing to 100%.

The grandma went back for further tests a month later and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

To which the elderly woman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"


Deaf Humor,  Old Woman Jokes  
    
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Q: Why did the stripper wear condoms on her ears?

A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.


Condom Jokes,  Good Adult Jokes  
    
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trust me, miss blake. no one will notice you're wearing a hearing aid.
trust me, miss blake. no one will notice you're wearing a hearing aid.

Funny Comic,  Funny Short Jokes  
    
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On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend.

He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.

I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".


Hearing Jokes,  
    
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Three retirees, each with hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.

One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"

"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."

And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."


Retirement Humor,  Old Men Jokes,  Deaf Humor,  
    
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