Heart Attack Jokes

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Wife: That nurses hands were all over you

Me: I was having a heart attack

Wife: I honestly knew you would say
Wife: That nurses hands were all over you

Me: I was having a heart attack

Wife: I honestly knew you would say


Memes,  Wife And Husband Jokes,  Nurse Jokes,  
    
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Cardiac Arrest
Cardiac Arrest

Heart Jokes,  Anatomy Puns,  
    
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Looking at your bank account

After a weekend in Vegas
Looking at your bank account

After a weekend in Vegas


Memes,  Funny Weekend Memes,  
    
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yo mama so ugly

she walked up to a cat and gave it a heart attack
yo mama so ugly

she walked up to a cat and gave it a heart attack


Grumpy Cat (theme),  Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes,  
    
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surprise party

when the neymoon doesn't kill him, there is always plan 'b'.
surprise party

when the neymoon doesn't kill him, there is always plan 'b'.


Surprise Party Jokes,  Old People Humor,  
    
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Everybody dabbing but that dude in the bottom left my mans having a heart attack
Everybody dabbing but that dude in the bottom left my mans having a heart attack

Memes,  Dancing Jokes,  Funny Old People Pics,  
    
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just had a ing heart attack from this ad on the side of a bus
just had a ing heart attack from this ad on the side of a bus

Funny Pictures,  Bus Jokes,  
    
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y'all see gout and a heart attack. i see a good god  time
y'all see gout and a heart attack. i see a good god time

Memes,  Food Memes,  
    
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*Someone starts having a heart attack*

Person: is anyone here a doctor

Vegan: Im a vegan
*Someone starts having a heart attack*

Person: is anyone here a doctor

Vegan: Im a vegan


Funny Jokes,  Vegan Jokes,  
    
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i killed yogi bear

and made it look like a heart attack
i killed yogi bear

and made it look like a heart attack


Yogi Bear Jokes,  Bear Meme,  
    
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Got logged out of Instagram and couldn't log back in.. Thought I got hacked, had me like
Got logged out of Instagram and couldn't log back in.. Thought I got hacked, had me like

Funny Instagram Photos,  Instagram Funny,  Instagram Comedy,  
    
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I think I'd have a heart attack

Good
I think I'd have a heart attack

Good


Demi Lovato Jokes,  Grumpy Cat (theme),  Celebrity Memes,  
    
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Finally achieves optimum weight

Heart attack
Finally achieves optimum weight

Heart attack


Memes,  Weight Loss Humor,  Ironic Humor,  
    
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Someone said Batman's superpower is white privilege.
Someone said Batman's superpower is white privilege.

Memes,  Superhero Memes,  
    
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when you hit up bae and they aren't replying you but they're posting  online
when you hit up bae and they aren't replying you but they're posting online

Memes,  Bae Meme,  
    
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