Heart Surgery Jokes

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you missed three days of scol because of a cough?

 please, i missed a single day of scol for a heart surgery.
you missed three days of scol because of a cough?

please, i missed a single day of scol for a heart surgery.


Memes,  School Funny Jokes,  
    
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"We're doing a heart transplant and you brought me a kidney. (Sigh)... Well, we'll just have to make do."
"We're doing a heart transplant and you brought me a kidney. (Sigh)... Well, we'll just have to make do."

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Your money or your life, chump!

I mean... This surgery is very costly, but it will save your life, sir.
Your money or your life, chump!

I mean... This surgery is very costly, but it will save your life, sir.


Funny Pictures,  Funny Health Comics,  Best Medical Jokes  
    
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"Your insurance only allots you 90 minutes for this surgery. Anything over that is $250 an hour, on the spot."
"Your insurance only allots you 90 minutes for this surgery. Anything over that is $250 an hour, on the spot."

Funny Pictures,  Insurance Jokes,  Funny Medical Comics  
    
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Hand me that cutty thing please...
Hand me that cutty thing please...

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People get organ transplants because someone's heart has gone out to them.

Heart Puns,  Heart Jokes  
    
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Q. What does an orthopaedic surgeon call the heart.

A. A soft tissue organ for pumping cefuroxime around the body.


Surgeon Jokes,  Body Jokes  
    
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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart...but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant.

Anti Christmas Jokes,  Surgery Jokes  
    
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As I was wheeled into the operating room, I was beginning to have a change of heart.

Hospital Humor,  Hospital Jokes,  Heart Jokes,  
    
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After my heart transplant...I've really had a change of heart.

Heart Puns,  Heart Jokes  
    
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Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

"Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop!"


Janitor Jokes,  Mop Jokes  
    
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