Heaven And Hell Jokes

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everyone's heard of the stairway to heaven, but most people don't know it was actually built to keep the fatties out.
everyone's heard of the stairway to heaven, but most people don't know it was actually built to keep the fatties out.

Good Fat People Jokes,  Fat People Disses,  
    
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''Man, they sure know how to twist the knife.''
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! if you're happy and you know it...

''Man, they sure know how to twist the knife.''


Torture Jokes,  Hell Jokes,  
    
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Okay, buddy, where's the fire?
Okay, buddy, where's the fire?

Heaven Jokes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  
    
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"I'm a bit late. Mind if we go to the floor below the morgue first?"
"I'm a bit late. Mind if we go to the floor below the morgue first?"

Funny Devil Quotes,  Devil Jokes,  Elevator Jokes,  
    
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at the gate's of heaven

god: you jacked off w many times?!

me:
at the gate's of heaven

god: you jacked off w many times?!

me:


Funny Jokes,  Sms Jokes Latest,  
    
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 be like "rip my sota i know he in a better place now"...  that  burning in he'll like a mf.
be like "rip my sota i know he in a better place now"... that burning in he'll like a mf.

Funny Jokes,  Funniest Joke,  
    
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Casey's

The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot abut anticipated traffic numbers
Casey's

The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot abut anticipated traffic numbers


Funny Pictures,  Hell Jokes,  Heaven Jokes,  
    
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Memes,  God Humor,  
    
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i heard about you i was waiting for you at the gate
i heard about you i was waiting for you at the gate

Memes,  Jesus Memes,  Funny Jesus,  
    
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fred phelps

spreads message of hate. accepts christ as personal savior. going to heaven.

dalai lama

spreads messages of love. doesn't accept christ. going to .
fred phelps

spreads message of hate. accepts christ as personal savior. going to heaven.

dalai lama

spreads messages of love. doesn't accept christ. going to .


Memes,  Fred Phelps Jokes,  Buddhists Jokes,  
    
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I'll get you into heaven for the low my guy
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I'll get you into heaven for the low my guy

Memes,  Heaven Jokes,  
    
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guy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

me: no, but i did scrape my knees when i crawled up from .
guy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

me: no, but i did scrape my knees when i crawled up from .


Funny Jokes,  Romantic Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Heaven is when you have A : -
- Kashmiri Chahra (Face) with a
- Brahmin Damagh (Brain) on top of a
- Pathan Tunn (Body), with a
- Dravidian Lund (Penis) to please a
- Rajput Bibi (Wife) knowing how to cook
- Bengali Food grown on a
- Marathi Farm and you own a
- Punjabi Mahal (House) having an
- Oriya Abu (Father) and earn a
- Guzarati Wazifat (Salary)!

Hell is when you have A : -
- Punjabi Damagh (Brain) behind a
- Dravidian Chahra (Face), adorning a
- Marathi Body, and all you have is a
- Brahmin Zubb (Penis), to please a
- Bengali Bibi (Wife) who cooks
- Rajasthani Food from your
- Kashmiri Farm, and all you own is a
- Guzarati Mahal (House) with a
- Pathan Father and you earn an
- Oriya Wazifat (Salary) !


Marathi Jokes,  Indians Jokes  
    
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heaven

there's no place in it for cripples
heaven

there's no place in it for cripples


Demotivational Posters,  Cripple Jokes,  
    
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what the  ever happened to 

"til death do us part?!?"
what the ever happened to

"til death do us part?!?"


Funny Jokes,  Funny Marriage Comics,  
    
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