Heavy Metal Jokes

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I'm in a rock band called Plutonium

We only play the heaviest metal.
I'm in a rock band called Plutonium

We only play the heaviest metal.


Plutonium Jokes,  Band Jokes,  
    
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Were pretty sure the orchestra members are all really into metal music They keep asking us to open up the pit
Were pretty sure the orchestra members are all really into metal music They keep asking us to open up the pit

Theatre Puns,  Orchestra Puns,  
    
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plantera

vulgar display of plower
plantera

vulgar display of plower


Funny Music Jokes,  
    
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Death metal cat

Approves
Death metal cat

Approves


Funny Cat Memes,  Funny Random Images,  
    
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Teletubbies in black and white

Looks like the cover art of a black metal album
Teletubbies in black and white

Looks like the cover art of a black metal album


Teletubbies Memes,  Teletubbie Jokes,  Black Metal Jokes,  
    
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When mom makes you go to church but you still metal
When mom makes you go to church but you still metal

Metal Jokes,  Rock Music Jokes,  
    
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Meanwhile in Norway....
Meanwhile in Norway....

Memes,  Norway Jokes,  
    
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there is no recession for metal

the recession is an le
there is no recession for metal

the recession is an le


Recession Jokes,  Funny Metal Jokes,  
    
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Meanwhile in

Norway
Meanwhile in

Norway


Meanwhile In,  Norway Jokes,  Music Jokes,  
    
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No, Patrick

Arsenic is not a heavy metal
No, Patrick

Arsenic is not a heavy metal


Spongebob Memes,  Arsenic Jokes,  
    
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anal penetration

the challenges of picking up a metalband from the airport.
anal penetration

the challenges of picking up a metalband from the airport.


Funny Airport Signs,  
    
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My quiet time involves heavy metal.
My quiet time involves heavy metal.

Memes,  Weightlifting Jokes,  
    
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Is this fork plastic or metal?
Is this fork plastic or metal?

Memes,  Music Puns,  
    
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"close to death" metal
"close to death" metal

Memes,  Death Jokes,  
    
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How do you wash off corpse paint?

You take abbath
How do you wash off corpse paint?

You take abbath


Memes,  Black Metal Jokes,  
    
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