Hilarious Birthday Jokes

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ld the f*** up

it's my bff's birthday es!!!
ld the f*** up

it's my bff's birthday es!!!


Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend,  Funny Birthday Wishes For Women,  
    
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You know you are getting old when...

The cake is not large enough to hold the candles

Happy Birthday!
You know you are getting old when...

The cake is not large enough to hold the candles

Happy Birthday!


Getting Old Birthday Jokes,  Happy Birthday Funny Quotes,  
    
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Hey Happy Birthday!!!!

You remembered my birthday!!

That girl with no friends

Of course! 

Aaww...
<3
Hey Happy Birthday!!!!

You remembered my birthday!!

That girl with no friends

Of course!

Aaww...
<3


Hilarious Facebook Jokes,  Best Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Friends come and friends go, but sisters never seem to leave.

That was supposed to come out sounding nice. 

Happy Birthday
Friends come and friends go, but sisters never seem to leave.

That was supposed to come out sounding nice.

Happy Birthday


Funny Birthday Quotes For Sister,  Funny Birthday Wishes For Women,  Cheesy Birthday Jokes,  
    
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when everybody is singing happy birthday to me im just there like..

ayy lmao
when everybody is singing happy birthday to me im just there like..

ayy lmao


Memes,  Happy Birthday Images Funny,  Birthday Meme Funny,  
    
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In honor of your birthday I placed you on the liver transplant wait list. You're welcome.
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Katy: Here's to your birthday! Wine is on the "To Do" list. :-)
In honor of your birthday I placed you on the liver transplant wait list. You're welcome.

Funny Ecards,  Liver Jokes,  
    
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I got you this card because it matches your hair
I got you this card because it matches your hair

Funny Jokes,  Getting Old Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Funny Jokes,  Marble Jokes,  Funny Birthday Cake Sayings,  
    
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Happy Birthday! you should feel really special because I didn't need a Facebook reminder to remember your Birthday.
Happy Birthday! you should feel really special because I didn't need a Facebook reminder to remember your Birthday.

Funny Ecards,  Hilarious Facebook Jokes,  
    
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Dad...  Its my Birthday... What did you get me!

See that Blue Mercedes?

Oh My GOD YES!

I got you a toothbrush, the same color.
Dad... Its my Birthday... What did you get me!

See that Blue Mercedes?

Oh My GOD YES!

I got you a toothbrush, the same color.


Staredad Meme (theme),  Toothbrush Jokes,  Mercedes-benz Jokes,  
    
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Is it getting hotter in here or is it just the 40 candles on your cake? Happy Birthday!

Funny 40th Birthday Wishes,  Getting Old Birthday Jokes,  Funny Sayings For 40th Birthday,  
    
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Im wishing that all of your dreams you were hoping for before you turned 40 will come true before you turn 50. Better late than never, right?

Funny 40th Birthday Wishes,  Jokes About Dreams,  Funny Best Wishes,  
    
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake

You still chase women, but only downhill.


Funny Cake Jokes,  Funny Dating Jokes,  Getting Older Jokes  
    
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pe you are such a disaster while celebrating your birthday that they name a hurricane after you.
pe you are such a disaster while celebrating your birthday that they name a hurricane after you.

Funny Birthday Ecards,  Funny Birthday Quotes,  Birthday One Liners  
    
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A little birdie told me it was your birthday...

Then it crapped on my car.

I hope you have a better day.
A little birdie told me it was your birthday...

Then it crapped on my car.

I hope you have a better day.


Funny Birthday Wishes For Friend,  Funny Birthday Card  
    
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