Hilarious Chat Up Lines

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 boy are you liquid eyeliner because i'm pretty sure i'm gonna  this up
boy are you liquid eyeliner because i'm pretty sure i'm gonna this up

Funny Quotes,  Jokes About Makeup,  
    
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Hey boo

You gonn dm me or nah?
Hey boo

You gonn dm me or nah?


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It's only temporary, but for the time being I have no depth perception.

Perfect! I have no depth.
It's only temporary, but for the time being I have no depth perception.

Perfect! I have no depth.


Funny Jokes,  Eye Jokes,  Corny Pickup Lines,  
    
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are you terms and conitions?

because i want to blindly accept everything you say
are you terms and conitions?

because i want to blindly accept everything you say


Great Chat Up Lines,  Make Out Jokes,  
    
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Hey girl, Sorry to bother you, but can you tell me the classification number for love at first sight?
Hey girl, Sorry to bother you, but can you tell me the classification number for love at first sight?

Ryan Gosling Memes,  Hey Girl Meme  
    
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I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

100 Best Chat Up Lines,  One Line Chat Up Lines,  
    
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There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know. 

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I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!

Funny Pick Up Lines,  
    
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I got me a bad case of scurvy, and your grapefruits are the only cure!

Funny Pick Up Lines,  Silly One Liner Jokes,  
    
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Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

101 Chat Up Lines,  
    
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That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.

Funny Pick Up Lines,  
    
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A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.

Funny Pick Up Lines,  Nerd Chat Up Lines  
    
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?

Funny Chat Up Line,  Funny Pick Up Lines,  Cupid Jokes  
    
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Can I put missiles in your country?

Good Chat Up Lines,  Funniest One Liners Of All Time  
    
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You should be warned, I have the propensity for getting girls to come home with me!

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