Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes

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Blondes have a tendency to dumb. Let’s be honest you know that it’s the perception most people have. Even non-blondes refer to their own absent-minded behavior as “acting like a blonde” or “having a blonde moment.” Whether you believe blondes are dumb or not you have to admit that at some point you’ve heard a hilarious dumb blonde joke.

Anything dumb that a person can do can be the premise of the most hilarious dumb blonde jokes. Since there are countless dumb things people seem to be doing the number of dumb blonde jokes seems endless. Even if you heard them all before they never seem to get old. These jokes were found all over the web please be sure you check them all out. Enjoy, rate and share.
i let people think that i'm a dumb blonde even tugh i'm smart

so i don't get so much  when i say something stupid, and everyone is proud when i have a good idea.
i let people think that i'm a dumb blonde even tugh i'm smart

so i don't get so much when i say something stupid, and everyone is proud when i have a good idea.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Dumb Blonde,  
    
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Sees fish drowning

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Dumb Blond Jokes,  Dumb Blonde,  
    
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So like which one is closer

The Moon or Chicago?

Well duh, you can see the Moon
So like which one is closer

The Moon or Chicago?

Well duh, you can see the Moon


Demotivational Posters,  Moon Jokes,  Dumb Blonde Joke,  
    
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The instructions were to bring two photos on a CD...
The instructions were to bring two photos on a CD...

Good Dumb Jokes,  Dumb Blondes Jokes,  Funny Dumb Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Why is Alaska so cold?

Isn't it next to Mexico?
Why is Alaska so cold?

Isn't it next to Mexico?


Jokes About Alaska,  Blonde Questions  
    
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Nineteen blondes go to the cinema...when the ticket vendor asked why there are so many of them they replied "the film said 18 or over."

Movie Theater Jokes,  Funny Blonde Jokes,  Best Blonde Jokes  
    
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Is it the red squirrels

That eat ginger nuts?
Is it the red squirrels

That eat ginger nuts?


Squirrel Puns,  Squirrel Memes,  Funny Stupid Questions,  
    
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"That's ridiculous, nobody can eat 350lbs."


Eating Memes,  Short Funny Thoughts,  Blonde Memes  
    
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Collage?

Doesn't look like she does a lot of studying anyway, does it?
Collage?

Doesn't look like she does a lot of studying anyway, does it?


Pictures Of Dumb People,  Funny College Jokes,  Funny Studying Quotes,  
    
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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.

One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital.

He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.

The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, All right, whos the other father!?!


Funny Twin Jokes,  Blonde Guy Jokes,  Funny Baby Daddy Jokes,  
    
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

Police Jokes,  Blonde Insults,  Speeding Ticket Jokes  
    
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Q: How do you make a blonde climb on the roof of the bar?

A: Tell her that the drinks are on the house.


Great Blonde Jokes,  Funny Bar Jokes,  
    
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Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?

Her husband was a blonde too!


Stupid Blondes Jokes,  
    
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There was a blonde walking down the side of the highway...

When a man pulled over and said "Hey, can I pick you up?" Confused, the blonde looked around and said "Why? I didn't fall."


Top 10 Blonde Jokes,  Confused Jokes  
    
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