Hilarious Ecards

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our forefathers were immigrants that slaughtered the natives & stole their land. today we celebrate the fact that they bought them dinner first.
our forefathers were immigrants that slaughtered the natives & stole their land. today we celebrate the fact that they bought them dinner first.

Immigrant Jokes,  Thanksgiving One Liners,  
    
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i pe you  your pants in an socially devastating situation.
i pe you your pants in an socially devastating situation.

Funny Ecards,  Sick Disses,  
    
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w in the  put st. patrick's day in the middle of lent?
w in the put st. patrick's day in the middle of lent?

St Patricks Day Jokes,  Irish Jokes One Liners,  Lent Jokes,  
    
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You don't have to be a detective to locate the desperation in your posts.
You don't have to be a detective to locate the desperation in your posts.

Social Network Jokes,  Funny Short Jokes For Facebook,  Detective Jokes,  
    
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Sorry that every time you hear Chile mentioned on TV you get hunger pangs.
Sorry that every time you hear Chile mentioned on TV you get hunger pangs.

Chile Jokes,  Hungry Jokes,  Tv Jokes,  
    
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the five days i lived in arkansas were absolutely the worst twelve years of my entire life. i was lucky to get out witut contracting herpes.
the five days i lived in arkansas were absolutely the worst twelve years of my entire life. i was lucky to get out witut contracting herpes.

Jokes About Arkansas,  Herpes Jokes,  Std Jokes,  
    
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Sorry you're sick! Do you want your medicine in grape death or cherry death flavor?
Sorry you're sick! Do you want your medicine in grape death or cherry death flavor?

Cherry Jokes,  Medicine Joke,  Grape Jokes,  
    
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I assume you never called because you're worried about cell phone radiation.
I assume you never called because you're worried about cell phone radiation.

Radiation Jokes,  Funny Cell Phone Quotes,  Cell Phone Meme,  
    
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Me: I can't work today. There's a huge ball of fire emitting deadly radiation. 

Boss: you can't skip work today because it's sunny.
Me: I can't work today. There's a huge ball of fire emitting deadly radiation.

Boss: you can't skip work today because it's sunny.


Radiation Jokes,  Funny Work Jokes,  Weather Jokes,  
    
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if roaches can survive nuclear radiation, then my only question is, what the  is in that can of raid?
if roaches can survive nuclear radiation, then my only question is, what the is in that can of raid?

Radiation Jokes,  Roach Jokes,  Bug Humor,  
    
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i wish i'd known more about cell pne radiation before i took all tse pictures of my genitals.
i wish i'd known more about cell pne radiation before i took all tse pictures of my genitals.

Radiation Jokes,  Funny Cell Phone Quotes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  
    
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i see, so if i don't have sex with you i'm a prude , if i use the pill i'm a , if i get pregnant i'm an idiot and if i cose abortion i'm satan. yay.
i see, so if i don't have sex with you i'm a prude , if i use the pill i'm a , if i get pregnant i'm an idiot and if i cose abortion i'm satan. yay.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Abortion Quotes,  
    
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I try not to laugh at my own jokes.  But we all know I'm hilarious.
I try not to laugh at my own jokes. But we all know I'm hilarious.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Jokes Laugh,  Confidence Jokes,  
    
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I hate when the debit/credit card reader at the checkout asks if the amount if okay? 

No. It's not. I want all this crap for a dollar.
I hate when the debit/credit card reader at the checkout asks if the amount if okay?

No. It's not. I want all this crap for a dollar.


Funny Ecards,  Credit Card Jokes,  Good Jokes For Adults,  
    
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If we're friends. Then you are in one of these ecards. 

Keep reading. You'll find yourself.
If we're friends. Then you are in one of these ecards.

Keep reading. You'll find yourself.


Funny Ecards,  Funny Friendship Ecards,  Silly Friendship Quotes,  
    
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