Hilarious Little Johnny Jokes

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Teacher: How far have you gone with your homework

Lil Johnny: About ten kilometers Sir. I went home and came back with it.

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During the soccer match little Johny sits in the front row. His friend asks:
- How did you get tickets?
- From my brother - respond Petya.
- And where is your brother?
- At home. Looking for his ticket.

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During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide.

Teacher tries to make a joke:
- Johnny, don't swallow me.

He replies:
- Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork.

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In school. Teacher:
- Johnny, why are you late again?
- But you have said that it's never too late to learn..

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A teacher asks the students who theyd like to be in the future
-A driver, - replies Tim.

-A nurse, - says Mary.

-When I grow up, I want to be a fat old man in red, - says the little Johnny.

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Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag.

She reaches her hand in it and says "It's round, it's got a stem, and it's got a leaf."

Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "It's an apple, it's an apple."

Then he says, "Now let me give you one."

He reaches his hand in his pocket and says,"It's round, it's hard , and it's got a head."

The teacher says "Ohh Johnny that's gross!"

Little Johnny says, "No it's a quarter, but I like the way you're thinking."

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Little Johnny sees his father's car passing the playground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees his father and his aunt Jane "hugging" in the parked vehicle.

Johnny finds this very exciting and can barely contain himself so he runs home and starts to tell his mother,

"I was at the playground and I saw daddy's car go into the woods with aunt Jane. I went to look for them and I saw daddy giving aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then aunt Jane helped daddy take his pants off, then aunt Jane lay down on the seat, then daddy..."

At this point, Johnny's mother cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story. Suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Johnny's mother asks him to tell his story, so Johnny starts to talk, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and...

"...then daddy and aunt Jane did that same thing mommy and uncle Richard used to do when daddy was in the army."

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