Hilarious Marriage Jokes

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i promise to treat you as good as my leather, and ride you as much as my harley.
i promise to treat you as good as my leather, and ride you as much as my harley.

Leather Jokes,  Harley Davidson Jokes,  Biker Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Let's plan out children's arranged marriage.
Let's plan out children's arranged marriage.

Arranged Marriage Jokes,  Clean Marriage Jokes,  
    
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roses are red, violets are blue, too bad you have an arranged marriage waiting for you. :(
roses are red, violets are blue, too bad you have an arranged marriage waiting for you. :(

Arranged Marriage Jokes,  Roses Are Red Jokes,  Marriage Jokes,  
    
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marriage for love versus arranged marriage is like asking if you prefer suicide, or being murdered.
marriage for love versus arranged marriage is like asking if you prefer suicide, or being murdered.

Arranged Marriage Jokes,  Bad Marriage Jokes,  
    
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with the children all off to college, gwen has been told this was the time to focus on gus and rekindle their romance.
with the children all off to college, gwen has been told this was the time to focus on gus and rekindle their romance.

Funny Marriage Jokes,  Adult Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Just married for tax purposes
Just married for tax purposes

Bad Marriage Jokes,  Short Marriage Jokes,  
    
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''That's the problem with mixed marriages.''
''That's the problem with mixed marriages.''

Gay Marriage Jokes,  Funny Divorce Quotes,  
    
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When I get married..

Look at me...I'm the captain now.
When I get married..

Look at me...I'm the captain now.


Memes,  Funny Movie Quotes,  
    
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I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.

I didn't want to interrupt her.
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.

I didn't want to interrupt her.


Funny Jokes,  Wife Jokes,  Wife And Husband Humor,  
    
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before having sex, i like to slip a $5 bill into my wife's purse witut telling her

so i can pretend she's a cheap
before having sex, i like to slip a $5 bill into my wife's purse witut telling her

so i can pretend she's a cheap


Memes,  
    
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I do

I do what she says
I do

I do what she says


Funny Pictures,  Marriage Humor,  Funny Mug Sayings,  
    
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when your mie marries the e everybody knows is a e
when your mie marries the e everybody knows is a e

Memes,  Great Wedding Jokes,  Funny Wedding Photos,  
    
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The Matrix

Marriage edition
The Matrix

Marriage edition


Memes,  Marriage One Liners,  
    
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Marries to get a green card

Doesn't bother telling husband
Marries to get a green card

Doesn't bother telling husband


Memes,  Green Card Jokes,  Funny Husband Jokes,  
    
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three out of four marriages end in failure.

if you were going skydiving and they told you three out of four parachutes won't open, would you still ing jump?

bill burr
three out of four marriages end in failure.

if you were going skydiving and they told you three out of four parachutes won't open, would you still ing jump?

bill burr


Memes,  Bill Burr Jokes,  
    
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