Hilarious One Liners

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Here you will find the most hilarious one liners from all over the Internet. We have looked all over the web and taken the best ones that we could find, including the ones you have sent us, and added them to this section.

On this page are the funniest one liner jokes and memes. One liners are short and to the point, witty jokes usually told in one line or sentence. They are usually the punch lines used by the top comedians.

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One day you're gonna thank me.

Yeah, in my suicide note.
One day you're gonna thank me.

Yeah, in my suicide note.


Funny Suicide Notes,  Comebacks,  Moms Be Like,  
    
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Why cant I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Why cant I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.

Tennis Puns,  Short Funny Puns,  
    
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when your girl is on her period but you're still trying to get it in
when your girl is on her period but you're still trying to get it in

Memes,  Period Memes,  Pizza Meme,  
    
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When I forget to bring my phone to the bathroom
When I forget to bring my phone to the bathroom

Memes,  Bathroom Jokes,  
    
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This boy could walk a mile in 2 steps
This boy could walk a mile in 2 steps

Memes,  Funny Twitter Jokes,  Big Foot Jokes,  
    
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when she ain't got no hair to pull during sex so u just start smacking her head
when she ain't got no hair to pull during sex so u just start smacking her head

Memes,  No Hair Jokes,  
    
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You have betrayed me
You have betrayed me

Memes,  Best Jokes Short Jokes Ever,  
    
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Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  
    
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When ur friends want to split it evenly but u only had an appetizer
When ur friends want to split it evenly but u only had an appetizer

Memes,  Funny Caption Pics,  
    
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At work looking & feeling like 2 likes...
At work looking & feeling like 2 likes...

Funny Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Instagram,  
    
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When you accidentally like her pic from 133w ago
When you accidentally like her pic from 133w ago

Memes,  Obama Meme,  Instagram Fails,  
    
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30 minutes into Netflix and chill and he gives you this look
KAPPITS (2)
Thvd: Gree
jojo: jojo
30 minutes into Netflix and chill and he gives you this look

Memes,  Shrek Jokes,  
    
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"if she's 85 i'm 85"
"if she's 85 i'm 85"

Memes,  Oh Hell Naw,  
    
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Faith is holding on to what others can't see....
Faith is holding on to what others can't see....

Memes,  Hair Fail,  Christian Humor,  
    
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when you dead but gotta get that fresh cut for the afterlife
when you dead but gotta get that fresh cut for the afterlife

Memes,  Funny Hair Cuts,  
    
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