Hilarious Pick Up Lines

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Pick up lines aren’t meant to be funny but they usually come across pretty hilarious. From cheesy wordplay to blatant references made in poor taste you will find the most hilarious ones on this page.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and best viral hilarious pick up lines from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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Him: I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Her: (blushing) okay

Him: I lost my phone too

Her: wha-

Him: and my wallet, this is a robbery
Him: I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Her: (blushing) okay

Him: I lost my phone too

Her: wha-

Him: and my wallet, this is a robbery


Memes,  Robber Jokes,  
    
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i lost my pne number.

can i  you?
i lost my pne number.

can i you?


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Pickup line for old people

Hey baby you better call Life Alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.
Pickup line for old people

Hey baby you better call Life Alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.


Corny Pickup Lines,  Pick Up Line Jokes,  Lame Jokes  
    
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Are you pants a compressed file?

Cuz I'd like to unzip them
Are you pants a compressed file?

Cuz I'd like to unzip them


Pants Jokes,  Computer Memes,  Funny Computer Jokes,  
    
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Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.


Fail Pick Up Lines,  101 Pick Up Lines  
    
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?


Fail Pick Up Lines,  101 Pick Up Lines  
    
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You are so sweet you took Hershey Chocolate out of business.

Funny Chocolate Sayings,  101 Pick Up Lines,  Jokes To Pick Up Girls  
    
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you remind me of my pinky toe

your small, cute and i'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight
you remind me of my pinky toe

your small, cute and i'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight


    
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just had an idea for a movie- tall blonde meets bald stranger on a bus and they go back to his place for sex.
just had an idea for a movie- tall blonde meets bald stranger on a bus and they go back to his place for sex.

Flirting Jokes,  
    
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Girl are you Muslim?

As RamaDAMN you're hot!


New Pick Up Lines,  Jokes To Pick Up Girls  
    
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Man: I'd go through anything for you.

Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.


Fail Pick Up Lines,  Failed Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.


Fail Pick Up Lines,  Failed Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.


Fail Pick Up Lines,  Failed Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Screw me if I am wrong, But I have seen you before...

101 Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Did someone just take you out of oven? Because you're HOT!

101 Pick Up Lines,  Jokes To Pick Up Girls  
    
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