Hilarious Sms

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omfg

what

i'm...

you're what ?!

i'm.....sexy & i know it ! ;d

you woke me up at 3am just for this...
omfg

what

i'm...

you're what ?!

i'm.....sexy & i know it ! ;d

you woke me up at 3am just for this...


Funny Good Morning Texts,  Song Jokes,  
    
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me: i'm hungry. fridge: i don't give a . cabinet: don't look at me. freezer: lol. you like ice?
me: i'm hungry. fridge: i don't give a . cabinet: don't look at me. freezer: lol. you like ice?

Memes,  Fridge Jokes,  Funny Kitchen Sayings,  
    
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Bae: If you drop the ball I get your phone password

Me:
KAPPITS (1)
Yeet: Catch
Bae: If you drop the ball I get your phone password

Me:


Memes,  New York Giants Jokes,  Bae Meme,  
    
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after sending a risky text

suldn't have said that.

i suld not have said that.
after sending a risky text

suldn't have said that.

i suld not have said that.


Funny Jokes,  Adult Jokes Sms,  
    
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Me: hey I was wondering if you wanna go out sometime

Crush: no

Me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
Me: hey I was wondering if you wanna go out sometime

Crush: no

Me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!


Funny Jokes,  Best Joke Sms,  
    
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It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Relatable Posts,  Newspaper Joke,  Funny Famous Slogans,  
    
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Who was the first to see a cow and think 'I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first to see a cow and think 'I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

Relatable Posts,  Cow Humor,  Hilarious Text Jokes,  
    
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'Okay, this is important. How do we decide?' Rock, Paper, Scissors!
'Okay, this is important. How do we decide?' Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Relatable Posts,  Cute Jokes Sms,  Childhood Jokes,  
    
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That moment when your laughing so hard and you accidently swallow your Tic Tac, then realized you wasted a whole Tic Tac.
That moment when your laughing so hard and you accidently swallow your Tic Tac, then realized you wasted a whole Tic Tac.

Relatable Posts,  Best Laugh Jokes,  Funny Jokes And Sms,  
    
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That moment when you accidentally fart in public and pretend to look around with everyone else to see who it was.
That moment when you accidentally fart in public and pretend to look around with everyone else to see who it was.

Relatable Posts,  Fart Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I hate it when someone takes the piece of food I've mentally claimed.
I hate it when someone takes the piece of food I've mentally claimed.

Relatable Posts,  Jokes About Haters,  
    
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it is called sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it is $3.95 a minute.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it is called sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it is $3.95 a minute.

Relatable Posts,  Male Vs Female Jokes,  
    
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My best friend and I are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.
My best friend and I are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

Relatable Posts,  Friendship Day Jokes,  
    
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