Hilarious Stand Up Comedy Jokes

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Bob Newhart's 'Bus Driver Training' skit from his Button Down Comedy stand-up show.

Bob Newhart - Bus Driver Training
Bob Newhart's 'Bus Driver Training' skit from his Button Down Comedy stand-up show.

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I saw a man with one arm shopping at a second hand store. I was like "You're not going to find what you're looking for."
I saw a man with one arm shopping at a second hand store. I was like "You're not going to find what you're looking for."

One Arm Jokes,  One Armed Man Jokes,  One Armed Jokes,  
    
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its very easy to get false praise on social media

i saw a guy post on facebook

no more drugs! 

and all of these comments came in 

thats amazing. 

im so proud of you. 

but i know the guy very well

and im pretty sure he was just saying

he ran out of drugs
its very easy to get false praise on social media

i saw a guy post on facebook

no more drugs!

and all of these comments came in

thats amazing.

im so proud of you.

but i know the guy very well

and im pretty sure he was just saying

he ran out of drugs


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do you ever want to make love to the first person you ever made love to

so you can sw them w good you got?
do you ever want to make love to the first person you ever made love to

so you can sw them w good you got?


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remember when you're young and you think your dad is superman? and then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk w wears a cape.
remember when you're young and you think your dad is superman? and then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk w wears a cape.

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ugly es favorite line
i'm far from ugly

naw  you closer than you think
ugly es favorite line
i'm far from ugly

naw you closer than you think


Memes,  Good Ugly Jokes,  Ugly Disses,  
    
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When you're mad and bae

Tries to hold your hand
When you're mad and bae

Tries to hold your hand


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No one is listening until you fart.
No one is listening until you fart.

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I don't actually have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
I don't actually have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

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You are like a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
You are like a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.

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Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn't listening to begin with.
Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn't listening to begin with.

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that moment when you got comfortable in bed and realized that you need to pee.
that moment when you got comfortable in bed and realized that you need to pee.

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When you're about to fart in a store, suddenly fifty billion people decided to go to that aisle.
When you're about to fart in a store, suddenly fifty billion people decided to go to that aisle.

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life is like toilet paper. you're either on a roll or taking  from some le.
life is like toilet paper. you're either on a roll or taking from some le.

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Running away after you pressed a toy in the store because it won't stop making noise.
Running away after you pressed a toy in the store because it won't stop making noise.

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