Hilarious Stand Up Jokes

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the bible says love others like you love yourself...

...but you can't go around jacking everyone off
the bible says love others like you love yourself...

...but you can't go around jacking everyone off


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i used to be a  addict...

...i used to mug people and  myself in doorways...
i used to be a addict...

...i used to mug people and myself in doorways...


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do you like porn?

"yeah i love porn, you know what"

alright well do you only watch scenes with two women together?

"no i'll watch a man and a woman makin' love"

oh, do you like that guy to have a small, half flaccid ?

no i like a big, hard, throbbin' co-

...i did no know that about myself...
do you like porn?

"yeah i love porn, you know what"

alright well do you only watch scenes with two women together?

"no i'll watch a man and a woman makin' love"

oh, do you like that guy to have a small, half flaccid ?

no i like a big, hard, throbbin' co-

...i did no know that about myself...


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Comedian Russell Peters talks about his father and how to become Canadian in this funny clip.

Russell Peters - How to become a Canadian Citizen
Comedian Russell Peters talks about his father and how to become Canadian in this funny clip.

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comedian russell peters discusses  indians, marriage and his parents in this hilarious stand up clip!

Russell Peters - Gay Indians
comedian russell peters discusses indians, marriage and his parents in this hilarious stand up clip!

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eddie griffin - voodoo child - comedy stand up

Eddie Griffin - Voodoo Child - Comedy Stand up [FULL MOVIE]
eddie griffin - voodoo child - comedy stand up

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dave chappelle **for what it's worth**

Dave Chappelle **For What It's Worth**
dave chappelle **for what it's worth**

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katt williams standup on "the pimp chronicles"

Katt Williams | Weed
katt williams standup on "the pimp chronicles"

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daniel tosh - completely serious - white people, stand up act.

Daniel Tosh - White People
daniel tosh - completely serious - white people, stand up act.

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you ain't gettin' no pus*y after they get their hair done. bernie mac from the original kings of comedy film.

Bernie Mac
you ain't gettin' no pus*y after they get their hair done. bernie mac from the original kings of comedy film.

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chris tucker def jam stand up comedy must watch

Chris Tucker funniest stand up comedy
chris tucker def jam stand up comedy must watch

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dave chappelle - disney world (for what it's worth)

Dave Chappelle - Disney World
dave chappelle - disney world (for what it's worth)

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kevin hart on arguing with women.

Kevin Hart Arguing with women - I'm a grown little man
kevin hart on arguing with women.

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A lot of my friend's are vegans now, which I don't care, eat whatever you want. I just think that my least favorite part of the vegan diet is the verbal part where they explain it to you.

It's just endless. They're like, "I'm a vegetarian, but I don't even eat milk or honey because it takes animal labor to make milk and honey and I think that's wrong."

And it just always strikes me as childish logic, it's like "I like bees and I like cows... more than the immigrants that pick the vegetables that I eat."
A lot of my friend's are vegans now, which I don't care, eat whatever you want. I just think that my least favorite part of the vegan diet is the verbal part where they explain it to you.

It's just endless. They're like, "I'm a vegetarian, but I don't even eat milk or honey because it takes animal labor to make milk and honey and I think that's wrong."

And it just always strikes me as childish logic, it's like "I like bees and I like cows... more than the immigrants that pick the vegetables that I eat."


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Toddlers and Tiaras is both the prequel and sequel to 16 and pregnant.
Toddlers and Tiaras is both the prequel and sequel to 16 and pregnant.

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