Hillbilly Jokes

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Put a hat on my mullet

There. Trailer Trash no more
Put a hat on my mullet

There. Trailer Trash no more


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Drive your tractor to school day in Texas.
Drive your tractor to school day in Texas.

Tractor Jokes,  School Jokes,  Texas Jokes,  
    
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Q: How do you keep an Virginia Tech girl from biting her nails?

A: Make her wear shoes.


Virginia Jokes,  Good Redneck Jokes,  
    
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Grand Theft Tractor
Grand Theft Tractor

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Hillbilly Motorcycle

Cow-A-Socky
Hillbilly Motorcycle

Cow-A-Socky


Hillbilly Insults,  Funny Hillbilly Jokes,  Joke One Liner  
    
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Q: What do you call a redneck bursting into flames?

A: A Fire Cracker!


Redneck Humor,  Fire Jokes,  Fireworks Jokes  
    
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An old man who'd lived all his life back up in the hills of West Virginia came to visit
a childhood friend down in the valley. Now he'd never laid eyes on a train or the iron
rails on which they run. Standing in the middle of the tracks one day, he heard a distant
whistle... WOOOO-ooo-OOOOO! but didn't have a clue as to what it meant or his impending
danger. Predictably, the old boy is hit - fortunately it's just a side swipe, and he's
thrown, head over heels off the tracks, get's off with minor internal injuries, a few
broken bones, and some bruises.

After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at a friend's place for dinner one
evening. Standing in the kitchen, he hears the rising whistle of the family tea kettle
wooOOO... Springing into action, he grabs a rolling pin and mercilessly bashes and
smashes the once merry kettle into a useless, shapeless hunk of copper. His friend,
hearing the fuss, rushes into the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks his friend,
"Why'd you wreck our lovely tea kettle?"

The mountain man replies: "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're
small."


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Q: Do you know how to tell which girls at Virginia Virginia State are level headed?

A: The snuff runs out of both corners of her mouth.


Best Redneck Jokes,  Virginia State Jokes,  Jokes About Girls  
    
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Q: Whats the difference between a hillbilly wedding and a hillbilly funeral?

A: Theres one less drunk at the funeral.


Funeral Jokes,  Wedding Jokes,  Country Jokes  
    
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You might be a redneck if...
The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".


Redneck Humor,  Southern Humor,  Truck Jokes  
    
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John Deere

When your girlfriend is too big for Harley-Davidson
John Deere

When your girlfriend is too big for Harley-Davidson


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Redneck rule number one.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
Redneck rule number one.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.


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Redneck version of car pooling.
Redneck version of car pooling.

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making sense

a tennessee couple -- dave and rebecca kosmitis both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. 

they went to the doctor to see about getting dave 'fixed.' the doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. why, after 9 children, would they cose to do this?

dave replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the united states was mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a mexican baby because neither of them could speak spanish.
making sense

a tennessee couple -- dave and rebecca kosmitis both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children.

they went to the doctor to see about getting dave 'fixed.' the doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. why, after 9 children, would they cose to do this?

dave replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the united states was mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a mexican baby because neither of them could speak spanish.


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