Hindi Jokes

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Trying to get out of a rishta?

Go to his house and make one of these
Trying to get out of a rishta?

Go to his house and make one of these


Meme,  Funny Punjabi Jokes,  
    
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... And the Rajnikanth Award goes to

Oscar
... And the Rajnikanth Award goes to

Oscar


Meme,  Rajnikanth Jokes,  
    
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Q :- Why won't the gujju jeweller sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?

A :- The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for 'Kesh'


Gujarati Jokes,  Gujju Jokes  
    
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Kanjibhai says anyone who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things:

1. Rupaben.
2. Fractions


Fraction Jokes,  Jokes About Marriage,  Gujarati Jokes,  
    
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Sir... Is 'Kartik calling Kartik'... A horror film? 

Rubbish... It's a sensitive, psycho-thriler

Nobody understands good scripts here...

Tring... Tring

%$*

This is Javed Akhtar caling...
Sir... Is 'Kartik calling Kartik'... A horror film?

Rubbish... It's a sensitive, psycho-thriler

Nobody understands good scripts here...

Tring... Tring

%$*

This is Javed Akhtar caling...


Funny Jokes,  Santa Banta Jokes,  Santabanta,  
    
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Boy: Hey can I touch your software?

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Nonveg Jokes,  Funny Hindi Jokes,  
    
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mere p bangle hai, gadi hai, paisa hai

mere p ma hai

let's go vijay
mere p bangle hai, gadi hai, paisa hai

mere p ma hai

let's go vijay


Jokes In Hindi,  Indian Desi Jokes,  
    
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In Mumbai, a man is going to jump off a building. Up rushes a good Hindu cop to talk him down.

The cop yells up to the man "Don't jump! Think of your father" The man replies "I haven't got a father; I'm going to jump."

The copy goes through a list of relatives, mother, brothers, sister, etc. Each time the man says "haven't got one; going to jump."

Desperate the cop finally yells up "Don't jump! Think of Lord Krishna" The man replies "Who is that?"

The cop yells "Jump, Muslim! You're blocking traffic!"


Funny Suicide Jokes,  Muslims Jokes  
    
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One day two accountants, who were best friends, were walking together down the street.

One was a Hindu and constantly berated the other for eating meat! After stopping for a hot dog, the Hindu erupted "Why do you eat meat?, Do you even know what's in that hot dog? You know, you are what you eat!"

The American replied "I am what I eat, an uncontrollable vicious animal (beating his chest)" As they stepped off the curb a speeding car came around the corner and ran the Hindu over. The American called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able.

The injured Hindu was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured American, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through."

"The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."


Vegetarian Jokes,  Vegetable Jokes,  Funny Story Jokes  
    
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In Dhoom3, he is the only actor 

From management quota
In Dhoom3, he is the only actor

From management quota


Movie Humor,  Celebrity Jokes,  Indian Desi Jokes  
    
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Q. What did the potato say when it answered the phone?

A. "Aloo?"


Potato Puns,  Phone Jokes,  Best Indian Joke  
    
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Q: What do you call a Hindu man that travels a lot?

A: Bindair Dundat.


Funny Indian Jokes,  Name Jokes,  Travel Humor  
    
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I watched the Hindu version of How I Met Your Mother... There's just one episode about the wedding.

Wedding Humor,  Funny Indian Jokes,  Tv Show Jokes  
    
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