Hitchhiker Jokes

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I stopped to pick up a one-legged hitchhiker

And told him to hop in
I stopped to pick up a one-legged hitchhiker

And told him to hop in


Awkward Moment Seal,  One Legged Man Jokes,  
    
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If you hitchhike with Ivan Milat

You're gonna have a bad time
If you hitchhike with Ivan Milat

You're gonna have a bad time


Super Cool Ski Instructor (theme),  Ivan Jokes,  Killer Jokes,  
    
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Florida
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lady dee: I NEED A LIFT
Florida

Memes,  Snow Man Jokes,  Winter Jokes For Kids,  
    
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I think hitch-hikers are really friendly. I've gone past three in the last hour and they all gave me the thumbs up.
I think hitch-hikers are really friendly. I've gone past three in the last hour and they all gave me the thumbs up.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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After watching ID I want to hitchhike cross country.

Said no one ever.
After watching ID I want to hitchhike cross country.

Said no one ever.


Meme,  Said No One Ever (theme),  Cable Tv Jokes,  
    
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It would be easier to hitch hike

If we had thumbs...
It would be easier to hitch hike

If we had thumbs...


Funny Jokes,  Cheesy Cute Jokes,  
    
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Scout Master and all his scouts need a ride.

Epic Old Man - Scout Master
Scout Master and all his scouts need a ride.

Pranks,  Boy Scout Jokes,  Stranger Jokes  
    
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It's so cold, hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs.
It's so cold, hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs.

Funny Ecards,  Winter Jokes One Liners,  
    
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That awkward sign

You pass after you just picked up hitchhiker
That awkward sign

You pass after you just picked up hitchhiker


Funny Danger Signs,  Massive Fail  
    
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He's so lazy that he's the only guy I know who doesn't walk in his sleep. He hitchhikes.

Good Roast Jokes,  Lazy People Quotes,  
    
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Flies alone to outer space

Hitches a ride to Virginia
Flies alone to outer space

Hitches a ride to Virginia


Jokes About Virginia,  Flying Jokes,  Space Shuttle Jokes  
    
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I picked up a hitchhiker. You gotta when you hit them - Emo Phillips

Driving Fail,  Driving Humor  
    
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Car broken down on side of the road

Murderous Hitchhiker on the loose
Car broken down on side of the road

Murderous Hitchhiker on the loose


Funny Car Jokes,  Funny Captions,  Paranoid Parrot (theme),  
    
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That awkward moment 

You see this sign after pickin' up a hitchhiker
That awkward moment

You see this sign after pickin' up a hitchhiker


Prison Jokes,  Criminal Jokes,  Awkward Moment Memes  
    
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