Holiday Jokes

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The holiday season is usually always a happy time and with happy times comes plenty of jokes. Some of the jokes are good, some are bad, some pretty cheesy and some of the jokes are pretty clever. Whether or not you celebrate the holiday I’m sure you’ll find a joke or two that you can enjoy.

Here we have the most popular and viral holiday jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Being single is fun until the holidays come along and everywhere you go love is being shoved in your fave only to remind you how lonely you are. I guess I'll drink to that
Being single is fun until the holidays come along and everywhere you go love is being shoved in your fave only to remind you how lonely you are. I guess I'll drink to that

Memes,  Being Single Sucks,  Christmas Holiday Jokes,  
    
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Watching my kid put ornaments in a big clump on one section of the tree
Watching my kid put ornaments in a big clump on one section of the tree

Memes,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  
    
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If someone wants to watch Elf followed by The Grinch while we drink hot chocolate and then go look at Christmas lights, I'd be down for that.
If someone wants to watch Elf followed by The Grinch while we drink hot chocolate and then go look at Christmas lights, I'd be down for that.

Memes,  Clean Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Thanksgiving 4 weeks away. Y'all have your outfits to wear to the living room yet?
Thanksgiving 4 weeks away. Y'all have your outfits to wear to the living room yet?

Memes,  Thanksgiving Jokes,  
    
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If Halloween's her favorite holiday she's probably mentally unstable.
If Halloween's her favorite holiday she's probably mentally unstable.

Memes,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  Funny Dating Advice,  
    
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Reasons why Halloween is the best holiday:

1. You are not obligated to visit our relatives

2. You are not obligated to get gifts for anyone

3. People will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than Halloween

4. Its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
Reasons why Halloween is the best holiday:

1. You are not obligated to visit our relatives

2. You are not obligated to get gifts for anyone

3. People will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than Halloween

4. Its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin


Memes,  Halloween Humor,  
    
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How to enjoy a nice quiet Holiday with your family this year.
How to enjoy a nice quiet Holiday with your family this year.

Memes,  How To Jokes,  Prank Pictures,  
    
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To the 53 people who've watched A Christmas Prince every day for the past 18 days: Who hurt you?
To the 53 people who've watched A Christmas Prince every day for the past 18 days: Who hurt you?

Memes,  Netflix Jokes,  Movie Jokes,  
    
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Me wearing all black to hide the extra holiday weight
Me wearing all black to hide the extra holiday weight

Memes,  Funny And Relatable,  Clothing Jokes,  
    
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So what are your plans for the holidays?

I work in sales
So what are your plans for the holidays?

I work in sales


Memes,  Finding Neverland Meme,  
    
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My family's Christmas card this year lmao
My family's Christmas card this year lmao

Memes,  Funny Family Photos,  Christmas Card Jokes,  
    
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Me: *Grabbing a plate on Thanksgiving*

My family: "Hey, you said you didn't celebrate this genocidal holiday"

Me:
Me: *Grabbing a plate on Thanksgiving*

My family: "Hey, you said you didn't celebrate this genocidal holiday"

Me:


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Veterans Day?

Oh, you mean Armistice Day
Veterans Day?

Oh, you mean Armistice Day


Memes,  Veterans Day Memes,  
    
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End up in wrong country

Acts like he belongs
End up in wrong country

Acts like he belongs


Memes,  United States Jokes,  Christopher Columbus Jokes,  
    
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When it's mid July and all you can think about is Halloween
When it's mid July and all you can think about is Halloween

Memes,  Pumpkin Memes,  July Meme,  
    
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