Honeymoon Jokes

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i'm saving myself for wild, pionate, neymoon sex.
i'm saving myself for wild, pionate, neymoon sex.

Funny Abstinence Slogans,  
    
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Funny Abstinence Slogans,  Funny Demotivational Posters,  Funny Anime Memes,  
    
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nothing says "thanks for marrying my girlfriend" like a dead oker in the trunk of the neymoon getaway car
nothing says "thanks for marrying my girlfriend" like a dead oker in the trunk of the neymoon getaway car

Dead Person Jokes,  
    
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Get married

Go mountain climbing on honeymoon
Get married

Go mountain climbing on honeymoon


Mountain Climbing Jokes,  Marriage Joke,  
    
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So Mary was married to Joseph but still a virgin. 

That must have been an awesome honeymoon.
So Mary was married to Joseph but still a virgin.

That must have been an awesome honeymoon.


Virgin Mary Jokes,  Virginity Jokes,  Joseph Jokes,  
    
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You're posting hourly updates on Facebook about your honeymoon, including a status saying "I am so happy to have alone time with my new husband."

But that's none of my business
You're posting hourly updates on Facebook about your honeymoon, including a status saying "I am so happy to have alone time with my new husband."

But that's none of my business


Memes,  Jokes To Put On Facebook,  
    
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I hired a honeymoon coordinator

Jodi Arias
I hired a honeymoon coordinator

Jodi Arias


Memes,  Jodi Arias Memes,  
    
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so, i heard you prayed for snow on your wedding day.

yes i did. it was 32 degrees and no snow on my wedding day but i had 8 inches on my neymoon!
so, i heard you prayed for snow on your wedding day.

yes i did. it was 32 degrees and no snow on my wedding day but i had 8 inches on my neymoon!


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... i can't find the wle...

nice start...
... i can't find the wle...

nice start...


Funny Jokes,  Wedding Memes,  
    
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Just let me check my status on TPT one more time, before we leave for our honeymoon.
Just let me check my status on TPT one more time, before we leave for our honeymoon.

Funny Wedding Ecard,  Marriage One Liners  
    
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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunnymoon.


Bunny Puns,  Funny Jokes For Little Kids,  Jokes For Five Year Olds  
    
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Ever tried honeymoon salad? It's lettuce alone.

Pun One Liners,  Pun Jokes,  Classic Puns  
    
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Friend: "Why didn't you just roll her over?"

Married guy: She had diarrhea, and well, you know how I like to fish."


Married Life Jokes,  Diarrhea Jokes,  Short Question Jokes  
    
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Friend: "Well what the hell did you marry her for?"

Married guy: "Well she had worms, and you know how I like to fish."


Married Life Jokes,  
    
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The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

Microwave Jokes,  101 One Liners  
    
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