Honk Jokes

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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking space faster. Now we have to sit here until one of us dies.
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking space faster. Now we have to sit here until one of us dies.

Petty Jokes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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Runs a red light

Honks at car he almost hit
Runs a red light

Honks at car he almost hit


Funny Driving Images,  Road Rage Jokes,  
    
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Ignores every traffic law in existence

Gets mad if you honk at him
Ignores every traffic law in existence

Gets mad if you honk at him


Cyclist Jokes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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Trucker honks his horn at me

Oh my brights must be on
Trucker honks his horn at me

Oh my brights must be on


Sexually Oblivious Female,  
    
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I always have to click the arm button on my car alarm 5 times

And hear it honk each time before I walk away from my car
I always have to click the arm button on my car alarm 5 times

And hear it honk each time before I walk away from my car


Weird Jokes,  Car Jokes,  
    
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no matter w bad of a trucker you are

if a kid does the arm pump you nk the air rn driver
no matter w bad of a trucker you are

if a kid does the arm pump you nk the air rn driver


Jokes About Kids,  Funny Trucker Sayings,  
    
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Honk if you are possessed by the vengeful spirit of a Goose.
Honk if you are possessed by the vengeful spirit of a Goose.

Funny Animal Jokes,  Bumper Sticker Jokes,  
    
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Honk, honk, honk

I'm a goose
Honk, honk, honk

I'm a goose


Animal Meme,  Silly Captions,  
    
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Behind me at signal

Did not honk when green
Behind me at signal

Did not honk when green


Good Guy Greg Meme (theme),  Driving Meme,  
    
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Honk at driver in front of me for not going on a green light

He's having a seizure
Honk at driver in front of me for not going on a green light

He's having a seizure


Driving Meme,  Awkward Moment Seal,  
    
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nk if you have to

poop
nk if you have to

poop


Funny Images,  
    
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if you nk at me .2 secs after the light changes, ill get out of my car, put my  on your windshield and sing amazing grace as slow as humanly possible
if you nk at me .2 secs after the light changes, ill get out of my car, put my on your windshield and sing amazing grace as slow as humanly possible

Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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nk

if you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcyle
nk

if you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcyle


Gun Joke,  Funny Biker Sayings,  
    
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