Honk Jokes

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Trucker honks his horn at me

Oh my brights must be on
Trucker honks his horn at me

Oh my brights must be on


Sexually Oblivious Female,  
    
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Petty Jokes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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Honk, honk, honk

I'm a goose
Honk, honk, honk

I'm a goose


Animal Meme,  Silly Captions,  
    
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I always have to click the arm button on my car alarm 5 times

And hear it honk each time before I walk away from my car
I always have to click the arm button on my car alarm 5 times

And hear it honk each time before I walk away from my car


Weird Jokes,  Car Jokes,  
    
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Behind me at signal

Did not honk when green
Behind me at signal

Did not honk when green


Good Guy Greg Meme (theme),  Driving Meme,  
    
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Runs a red light

Honks at car he almost hit
Runs a red light

Honks at car he almost hit


Funny Driving Images,  Road Rage Jokes,  
    
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Funny Animal Jokes,  Bumper Sticker Jokes,  
    
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Ignores every traffic law in existence

Gets mad if you honk at him
Ignores every traffic law in existence

Gets mad if you honk at him


Cyclist Jokes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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Honk at driver in front of me for not going on a green light

He's having a seizure
Honk at driver in front of me for not going on a green light

He's having a seizure


Driving Meme,  Awkward Moment Seal,  
    
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They're just honking 'cause they're jealous.

Honk

If you're

Jealous!!!
They're just honking 'cause they're jealous.

Honk

If you're

Jealous!!!


Cartoon Jokes,  Jealousy Jokes,  
    
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If light travels faster than sound

How come I hear the person behind us honk before the light turns green
If light travels faster than sound

How come I hear the person behind us honk before the light turns green


Philosoraptor (theme),  Driving Memes,  
    
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no matter w bad of a trucker you are

if a kid does the arm pump you nk the air rn driver
no matter w bad of a trucker you are

if a kid does the arm pump you nk the air rn driver


Jokes About Kids,  Funny Trucker Sayings,  
    
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nk if you have to

poop
nk if you have to

poop


Funny Images,  
    
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