Hood Jokes

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In this section, we have added the most popular and viral hood jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

People from the ghetto, thugs, pimps, thots, hood rats and people from the projects all describe what you will see in the hood. Here you will find the funniest jokes about all things hood.

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My mom: What are you and your friends doing tonight? Me:
My mom: What are you and your friends doing tonight?

Me:

Memes,  Funny Friends Sayings,  Jokes For Your Friends,  
    
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Holy enough to pray for you. Hood enough to swing on you.
Holy enough to pray for you.
Hood enough to swing on you.

Memes,  Funny Christian Sayings,  
    
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"I love your hood accent, say it again!" Me: "Loominum Foil"
"I love your hood accent, say it again!"

Me: "Loominum Foil"

Memes,  Accent Jokes,  
    
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dis da odest i done seen in a while
dis da odest i done seen in a while

Memes,  Ice Jokes,  
    
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Momma said you gotta leave today, cause she gotta section 8 inspection
Momma said you gotta leave today, cause she gotta section 8 inspection

Memes,  Cardi B Meme,  Welfare Memes,  
    
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Hey girl let me holla at you real quick Can I get your number?! When you're walking thru the hood
Hey girl let me holla at you real quick

Can I get your number?!

When you're walking thru the hood

Memes,  Flirting Jokes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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Mrs. Frizzle took the kids to Chicago..
Mrs. Frizzle took the kids to Chicago..

Memes,  School Bus Jokes,  Chicago Jokes,  
    
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Mom was worried about my trip to Detroit, I sent her this picture.
Mom was worried about my trip to Detroit, I sent her this picture.

Memes,  Funny Photography,  
    
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"It's all good in the hood" I replied cheerfully. But deep down I knew there were many economic problems in the hood.
"It's all good in the hood" I replied cheerfully.

But deep down I knew there were many economic problems in the hood.

Memes,  Funny Ghetto Quotes,  
    
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It's February 27th, and we got hood posses with Oscars. ife is grand.
It's February 27th, and we got hood posses with Oscars. ife is grand.

Memes,  2017 Meme,  Oscar Jokes,  
    
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When you're on your way to Krypton but end up in Kompton
When you're on your way to Krypton but end up in Kompton

Memes,  Super Man Jokes,  
    
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When you bring yo girl to yo hood for the first time and somebody say "Didn't we tell ya goofy ass not to come back round here?"
When you bring yo girl to yo hood for the first time and somebody say "Didn't we tell ya goofy ass not to come back round here?"

Memes,  Soulja Boy Jokes,  
    
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When you from the hood but got direct deposit
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When you from the hood but got direct deposit


Memes,  Funny Money Images,  
    
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When you listen to trap music once and go from hijabi to hoodjabi
When you listen to trap music once and go from hijabi to hoodjabi

Memes,  Arab Jokes One Liners,  
    
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when your white friend comes around while you doing od
when your white friend comes around while you doing od

Memes,  White Ppl Jokes,  
    
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