Horn Jokes

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Knock Knock

Who's There

Cargo

Cargo who?

Car go beep beep!
Knock Knock

Who's There

Cargo

Cargo who?

Car go beep beep!


Funny Jokes,  Bad Knock Knock Jokes,  Car Jokes,  
    
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My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

Funny Ecards,  Funny Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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Police officer pulls people over and uses their cars to honk at sexy women walking in the park.

Police Honk At Sexy Girls Prank
Police officer pulls people over and uses their cars to honk at sexy women walking in the park.

Pranks,  Cop Pranks,  Police Jokes,  
    
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each impractical jokers is forced to talk into a bullrn--but it's the other guys' (embarring) words that persby hear

Impractical Jokers - The Guys Make Embarrassing Public Announcements
each impractical jokers is forced to talk into a bullrn--but it's the other guys' (embarring) words that persby hear

Funny Videos,  Latest Funny Video,  The Most Funny Videos,  Really Funny Videos,  
    
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hilarious pranks on innocent by-standards.

Funny Pranks!!
hilarious pranks on innocent by-standards.

Pranks,  Funny Trick Jokes,  Video Pranks  
    
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Q: How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

A: Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


Musical Instrument Jokes,  Kids Jokes And Riddles  
    
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yes i have 2 rns
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yes i have 2 rns


Horny Jokes,  Horny Meme,  
    
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Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?

Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.

Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.


Police Jokes,  Car Puns,  No Pun In Ten Did  
    
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Q. What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?

A. The bull has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back.


Bull Jokes,  Orchestra Puns,  
    
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cars suld have 2 rns. one for "excuse me, i'd like to kindly alert you to something" and one for "wtf, get off the road le, you suck . ."
cars suld have 2 rns. one for "excuse me, i'd like to kindly alert you to something" and one for "wtf, get off the road le, you suck . ."

Car Jokes,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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No horn blowing except for anger
No horn blowing except for anger

Jokes About Anger,  Funny Street Signs,  Funny Road Signs  
    
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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Brake Jokes,  Funny Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.


Driving Jokes,  Middle Finger Jokes,  Car Jokes  
    
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