Horny Samus

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Samus Aran is a female character from the video game Metroid. The Horny Samus memes you will find in this section use her image and have captions that are highly sexually suggestive. They often peg Samus as being extremely slutty. In the image of her you can see her tongue sticking out which adds an extra the layer of filth in the text. Comments like you can use her as a toilet, there is no wrong hole and even watching porntube are some of the more tame memes you will find here.

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know why i wear a ponytail?

unzip your pants, grab onto it, and i'll sw you
know why i wear a ponytail?

unzip your pants, grab onto it, and i'll sw you


Memes,  Hair Joke,  
    
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liking your own meme is like pleasuring yourself in public?

i won't wanna... would you "like" mine for me?
liking your own meme is like pleasuring yourself in public?

i won't wanna... would you "like" mine for me?


Memes,  Slutty Samus,  
    
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you cheated on me

why didn't you ask me for a threesome?
you cheated on me

why didn't you ask me for a threesome?


Memes,  Funny Cheating Quotes,  
    
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need a toilet?

you're looking at it
need a toilet?

you're looking at it


Memes,  Gross Jokes,  
    
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my parents won't notice

if i jerk you off under the table
my parents won't notice

if i jerk you off under the table


Memes,  Hand Job Jokes,  
    
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morning wood?

i call it breakfast in bed
morning wood?

i call it breakfast in bed


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wrong le?

there's no such thing.
wrong le?

there's no such thing.


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what's the difference between me and a mosquito?

a mosquito will stop sucking if you slap it
what's the difference between me and a mosquito?

a mosquito will stop sucking if you slap it


Memes,  Slutty Samus,  Mosquito Jokes,  
    
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i don't care!

just stick something in it!
i don't care!

just stick something in it!


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i never have sex on the first date

until the date is over
i never have sex on the first date

until the date is over


Memes,  Memes About Sex,  
    
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youtube?

don't you mean redtube or porntube?
youtube?

don't you mean redtube or porntube?


Memes,  Slutty Samus,  Youtube Jokes,  
    
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bend over to pick something up

don't just look at it. eat it.
bend over to pick something up

don't just look at it. eat it.


Memes,  Best Filthy Jokes,  
    
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i only take it up the butt

on days that end in "y"
i only take it up the butt

on days that end in "y"


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during period

"which one of the other 9 les do you want to do today?"
during period

"which one of the other 9 les do you want to do today?"


Memes,  Period Jokes,  
    
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read about a serial rapist on newspaper

what's taking him so long?
read about a serial rapist on newspaper

what's taking him so long?


Memes,  Rapist Jokes,  Slutty Samus,  
    
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