Horoscope Jokes

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roscope girls be like: hey i'm sorry i cheated on you and ed your dad but i'm an asparagus, it's just w i am
roscope girls be like: hey i'm sorry i cheated on you and ed your dad but i'm an asparagus, it's just w i am

Memes,  
    
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Horoscope: You're probably breathing right now

People:
Horoscope: You're probably breathing right now

People:


Memes,  Gullible Jokes,  Pikachu Meme,  
    
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Me: Horoscopes are a bunch of nonsense

Horoscope: You're lonely and tired

Me:
Me: Horoscopes are a bunch of nonsense

Horoscope: You're lonely and tired

Me:


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Me: Horoscopes are bs I don't even believe in any of it

Gets on phone: What ice cream flavor matches ur sign quiz

Me:
Me: Horoscopes are bs I don't even believe in any of it

Gets on phone: What ice cream flavor matches ur sign quiz

Me:


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Horoscope: You deserve to breathe

Girls: Oh..my...God....that's so true...
Horoscope: You deserve to breathe

Girls: Oh..my...God....that's so true...


Memes,  Pharrell Meme,  
    
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" It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time. "
" It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time. "

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Health Comics,  Watch Jokes,  
    
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Pssst

Them Sagittarius bout to turn up
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SPANKY: Them Aquarius Bout To Turn Up
birthday: them capricorns bout to turn up
Pssst

Them Sagittarius bout to turn up


Memes,  Team Sagittarius,  Sagittarius Pictures,  
    
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Horoscope: You breathe on a daily basis

Me: omg that is so me how did they do that
Horoscope: You breathe on a daily basis

Me: omg that is so me how did they do that


Funny Jokes,  Funny Horoscopes,  
    
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Born with

Venus in retrograde
Born with

Venus in retrograde


Memes,  Venus Jokes,  Forever Alone Meme (theme),  
    
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The 'Literally Doesn't Care Squad

Aries, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn, and Aquarius
The 'Literally Doesn't Care Squad

Aries, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn, and Aquarius


Funny Jokes,  Leo Jokes,  
    
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the ones with all the 

taurus 
scorpio
aquarius
gemini
virgo
the ones with all the

taurus
scorpio
aquarius
gemini
virgo


Funny Jokes,  Funny Zodiac Facts,  Funny Zodiac,  
    
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When you find out

They a Gemini too
When you find out

They a Gemini too


Memes,  Gemini,  Humorous Photos,  
    
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dad what's that over the rizon

it's them  aries they bout to sw up and sw off
dad what's that over the rizon

it's them aries they bout to sw up and sw off


Memes,  Team Aries,  
    
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the "touch my friends and ill murder you" squad

scorpio, aries, leo, taurus, cancer
the "touch my friends and ill murder you" squad

scorpio, aries, leo, taurus, cancer


Funny Jokes,  Scorpio Quotes,  Taurus Quotes,  
    
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good  will have a  reading ya roscope to see if you in a good mood today
good will have a reading ya roscope to see if you in a good mood today

Funny Jokes,  
    
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