Hospital Humor

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Hospitals, the only place where positive is a bad thing. There's hospital humor all over the web. A lot of them are about Doctors and nurses and their interactions with patients. "When I find out my patient is on isolation precautions after I've already been in the room a million times." Or, "Remember the hospital staff is here to help you. And laugh at your wang while you're under anesthesia."

One joke we can all relate to about going to the hospital is when the Doctor comes in and asks you what hurts then applies pressure to it. Hey! I said that hurts! As the doctors would say about the people, "I've got 99 patients and an insured ain't one!" For the positive people, "Being in the hospital is a downer, but there is good in everything. You're being served breakfast in bed!"
 will wear this  for 2 weeks straight until somebody asks them whats wrong ..
will wear this for 2 weeks straight until somebody asks them whats wrong ..

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Blac Chyna gave birth to her daughter with Rob Kardashian while doing the Mannequin Challenge

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Dr: I have some bad news. You're going to be a vegan.

Boy: A vegetable?

Dr: No, a vegan

Boy: God no
Dr: I have some bad news. You're going to be a vegan.

Boy: A vegetable?

Dr: No, a vegan

Boy: God no


Memes,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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girl: are yo checking for any lumps

doc: nah just need you to stay still so i can take a good pic for smash or p lol
girl: are yo checking for any lumps

doc: nah just need you to stay still so i can take a good pic for smash or p lol


Memes,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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Nurse manager: Did you really tell your patient if he gets out of bed one more time you'd tie him to the bed?

No!
Nurse manager: Did you really tell your patient if he gets out of bed one more time you'd tie him to the bed?

No!


Memes,  Nurse Jokes One Liners,  Funny Movie Memes,  
    
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Nurses before my shift

You get a suppository 

You all get suppositories
Nurses before my shift

You get a suppository

You all get suppositories


Memes,  Funny Nurse Quotes,  Oprah Memes,  
    
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doctor: under symptom you put super sick?

him:*heelys around the room*

doctor: ly  you are ing siiick!
doctor: under symptom you put super sick?

him:*heelys around the room*

doctor: ly you are ing siiick!


Memes,  Best Sick Jokes,  Jokes About Being Sick,  
    
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"lose the .44 magnum pistol under your pillow, matilda."
"lose the .44 magnum pistol under your pillow, matilda."

Gun Jokes,  Old Granny Jokes,  
    
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''It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.''
''It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.''

Lightning Jokes,  Stupid Jokes For Kids,  Stupid Joke,  
    
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"i don't find your joke

Humerus."
"i don't find your joke

Humerus."


Greys Anatomy Memes,  Bone Puns,  Pun Jokes,  
    
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This is the cockiest hospital I have ever seen
This is the cockiest hospital I have ever seen

Hospital Jokes,  Cocky Jokes,  
    
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the spital

when there's a full moon
the spital

when there's a full moon


Nurse Meme,  Nurse Jokes,  
    
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On a pain scale of I being fine and 10 being eaten alive by a bear, how would you rate your pain?
On a pain scale of I being fine and 10 being eaten alive by a bear, how would you rate your pain?

Funny Ecards,  Best Doctor Jokes,  Doctor Humor,  
    
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Hospitals

The only place where the word "Positive" means a bad thing.
Hospitals

The only place where the word "Positive" means a bad thing.


Memes,  Hospital Jokes,  
    
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When black people

In the hospital
When black people

In the hospital


Memes,  Jokes On Black People,  Lmfao,  
    
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