Hospital Jokes One Liners

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Doctor: Looks like you don't have any health insurance so we're gonna let you die

Me: Okay fantastic thank you
Doctor: Looks like you don't have any health insurance so we're gonna let you die

Me: Okay fantastic thank you


Memes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  Dying Jokes,  
    
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When the nurse pulls out a 55 inch hd retina display huge ass needle and says "come on let me see a smile"
When the nurse pulls out a 55 inch hd retina display huge ass needle and says "come on let me see a smile"

Memes,  Smile Jokes,  Funny Nurse Sayings,  
    
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How the people see me

The first year in the hospital
How the people see me

The first year in the hospital


Memes,  Jokes On Doctor,  
    
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"Sorry Sarah, I can't treat you today. I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan"
"Sorry Sarah, I can't treat you today. I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan"

Memes,  Bad Doctor Jokes,  Orphan Jokes,  
    
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''You can go home now. Your tests show the virus was in the MRI machine!''
''You can go home now. Your tests show the virus was in the MRI machine!''

X Ray Jokes,  Hospital Meme,  
    
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someone forgot that mris are giant ing magnets...
someone forgot that mris are giant ing magnets...

Memes,  Hospital Meme,  Magnet Jokes,  
    
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''It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.''
''It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.''

Lightning Jokes,  Stupid Jokes For Kids,  Stupid Joke,  
    
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Man in hospital bed has two buttons: 
1) Nurse 
2) Lawyer
Man in hospital bed has two buttons:
1) Nurse
2) Lawyer


Injury Jokes,  Hospital Jokes,  
    
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''Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!''
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''Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!''

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Health Quotes,  Health Jokes,  
    
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next time don't stand in the pit dumb
next time don't stand in the pit dumb

Memes,  Offensive Christian Jokes,  
    
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when spongebob can't pay his spital bills...
when spongebob can't pay his spital bills...

Memes,  
    
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Suarez

What r u doing?

Suarez

Stahp!!
Suarez

What r u doing?

Suarez

Stahp!!


Funny Pictures,  Stahp Meme,  Funny Suarez Jokes,  
    
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they got that mj jersey in the spital in case a doctor wanna  around & get dunked on in the name of medicine.
they got that mj jersey in the spital in case a doctor wanna around & get dunked on in the name of medicine.

Memes,  Jokes On Doctor,  Funny Medical Quotes,  
    
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Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Words Of Advice,  Paramedic Jokes,  
    
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"it may surprise you to hear that, actually, morphine is the best medicine."
"it may surprise you to hear that, actually, morphine is the best medicine."

Funny Quotes,  Funny Jokes One Liners,  Clown Jokes,  
    
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