Hospital Jokes

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The hospital has everything. You have the vocalist, the screamers, bleeders, and criers and of course every fantasy that runs through your mind from your favorite E.R. to a Greys’ Anatomy episode. How many of you wish that the hospital had a Black Friday sale on medical attention? Hella yeah! Sign me up! Trust me that would be the busiest days of the year for a hospital. It would be mad parties at Health insurance companies, which would be outside forming a conga line in celebration. After checking these out, you might even giggle to yourself the next time you’re sitting in the marathon waiting room watching paint dry.

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I think the reason urgent care takes so long is bc they're Googling your symptoms
I think the reason urgent care takes so long is bc they're Googling your symptoms

Memes,  Medical Humor,  
    
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if i have a medical emergency dont u dare call an ambulance y'all better uber my  to the spital bc we not about to pay 5,000 for a ride in the wee-yoo wagon
if i have a medical emergency dont u dare call an ambulance y'all better uber my to the spital bc we not about to pay 5,000 for a ride in the wee-yoo wagon

Memes,  Funny Medical Quotes,  Ambulance Jokes,  
    
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the type of iv i want if i'm in a spital
the type of iv i want if i'm in a spital

Jack Daniels Jokes,  Funny Alcohol Images,  
    
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Think your tax dollars should be spent on hospitals and not on illegal immigrants? 

Racist!
Think your tax dollars should be spent on hospitals and not on illegal immigrants?

Racist!


Racist Australian Jokes,  Tax Jokes,  
    
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What happens when you mix hydrogen, oxygen, sulfur, platinum, and alum?

You go to the hospital!
What happens when you mix hydrogen, oxygen, sulfur, platinum, and alum?

You go to the hospital!


Platinum Jokes,  Oxygen Jokes,  
    
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Where do horses go when they're sick?

Where?

The horsepital!
Where do horses go when they're sick?

Where?

The horsepital!


Horse Jokes For Kids,  Sick Jokes,  
    
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I was born in the dark 

Neon lights in hospital
I was born in the dark

Neon lights in hospital


Neon Jokes,  Birth Jokes,  
    
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Who works in monster hospitals?

A skeleton staff.
Who works in monster hospitals?

A skeleton staff.


Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Skeleton Jokes,  
    
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When your boss wants a picture to prove you were in the hospital.
When your boss wants a picture to prove you were in the hospital.

Memes,  Boss Jokes,  Work Humor,  
    
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''It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.''
''It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.''

Lightning Jokes,  Stupid Jokes For Kids,  Stupid Joke,  
    
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Man in hospital bed has two buttons: 
1) Nurse 
2) Lawyer
Man in hospital bed has two buttons:
1) Nurse
2) Lawyer


Injury Jokes,  Hospital Jokes One Liners,  
    
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when there's a mistake at the spital and you get the wrong baby

w the  are you?

w the  are you?
when there's a mistake at the spital and you get the wrong baby

w the are you?

w the are you?


Classical Art Memes,  Baby Jokes,  New Baby Jokes,  
    
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This is the cockiest hospital I have ever seen
This is the cockiest hospital I have ever seen

Hospital Humor,  Cocky Jokes,  
    
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That moment you realize

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th

And you work in an ER.
That moment you realize

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th

And you work in an ER.


Memes,  Friday The 13th Memes,  Nurse Jokes,  
    
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i went to the spital the other day and told the doctor my baby was born 9 months early. she asked to see it, so i came on her face.
i went to the spital the other day and told the doctor my baby was born 9 months early. she asked to see it, so i came on her face.

Funny Jokes,  
    
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