Hospital Meme

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"You've been in a coma since 2000. The year is 2016."

"Oh wow. Thank you mama."

"Did you just assume my gender?"
"You've been in a coma since 2000. The year is 2016."

"Oh wow. Thank you mama."

"Did you just assume my gender?"


Memes,  Coma Jokes,  2016 Jokes,  
    
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patient: **coughing up a lung**

patient: help me..

doctor: shut the  up. we're trying to take a picture
patient: **coughing up a lung**

patient: help me..

doctor: shut the up. we're trying to take a picture


Memes,  Doctor And Nurse Jokes,  Photography Jokes,  
    
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doctor: are you sexually active?

kid: i make my own memes

doctor: oh sorry for the dumb question

*writes down  destroyer on notepad*
doctor: are you sexually active?

kid: i make my own memes

doctor: oh sorry for the dumb question

*writes down destroyer on notepad*


Memes,  Memes About Sex,  Doctor And Nurse Jokes,  
    
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Nrs1: He's dead AF. Someone just unplugged his life support.

Nrs2: A Charizard showed up in the hall. I had to charge my phone.

Nrs1: Are u fucking kidding me!? Is it still there?
Nrs1: He's dead AF. Someone just unplugged his life support.

Nrs2: A Charizard showed up in the hall. I had to charge my phone.

Nrs1: Are u fucking kidding me!? Is it still there?


Memes,  Funny Nurse Quotes,  
    
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doctor: are you sexually active?

patient: i've seen this meme format like 30 times

doctor: just answer the ing question
doctor: are you sexually active?

patient: i've seen this meme format like 30 times

doctor: just answer the ing question


Memes,  Memes Jokes,  
    
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Trying to leave a patient's room but they keep on talking
Trying to leave a patient's room but they keep on talking

Memes,  Nurse Jokes One Liners,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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grandma: aww it's so nice of you kids to finally come visit me.

kid: yea there's a ton of pokemon here so we wanna get a pic of a diglett on a dead body that'd be siiick lol
grandma: aww it's so nice of you kids to finally come visit me.

kid: yea there's a ton of pokemon here so we wanna get a pic of a diglett on a dead body that'd be siiick lol


Memes,  Grandma Meme,  
    
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Memes,  Health Jokes,  
    
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"dude you are not going to believe where i just caught a wild squritle"
"dude you are not going to believe where i just caught a wild squritle"

Memes,  Gaming Humor,  
    
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Doctor: Now I have to inform you, there's only a 50% chance surviving this procedure

Kid: Let's do it twice then
Doctor: Now I have to inform you, there's only a 50% chance surviving this procedure

Kid: Let's do it twice then


Memes,  Surgery Jokes,  
    
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[John Cena wakes up from coma]

Cena: Where am I?

Nurse: ICU

Cena: No you don't
[John Cena wakes up from coma]

Cena: Where am I?

Nurse: ICU

Cena: No you don't


Memes,  John Cena Memes,  
    
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her: are u sure u know what ur doing?

doc: of course i'm medical af. also.. your heart stopped beating

her; umm..that's my sulder.
her: are u sure u know what ur doing?

doc: of course i'm medical af. also.. your heart stopped beating

her; umm..that's my sulder.


Memes,  Jokes On Doctor,  Best Medical Jokes,  
    
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Dont get poison ivy on your eyes
Dont get poison ivy on your eyes

Memes,  Funny Pictures Of People,  Biggest Fails,  
    
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him: oh agnes, what wouldn't i give for one more trip down memory lane between tse thighs 

her: dad it's margaret, you're cking the dog
him: oh agnes, what wouldn't i give for one more trip down memory lane between tse thighs

her: dad it's margaret, you're cking the dog


Memes,  Alzheimer Jokes,  
    
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cat: i will see you meow

patient: haha

cat: what the  is funny martha
cat: i will see you meow

patient: haha

cat: what the is funny martha


Memes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  Cat Puns,  
    
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