Hotel Jokes

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when you upgraded to a fancy suite with large windows so you sw your  to all the peasants below
when you upgraded to a fancy suite with large windows so you sw your to all the peasants below

Memes,  Reptile Jokes,  
    
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Saw this guy in a hotel. Iasked what he was doing he said "there's wifi here" then turned back around
Saw this guy in a hotel. Iasked what he was doing he said "there's wifi here" then turned back around

Memes,  Wifi Jokes,  
    
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tel: room 332

dad: i ume the porn is disabled?

tel: no it's only regular porn you sick
tel: room 332

dad: i ume the porn is disabled?

tel: no it's only regular porn you sick


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interviewer: very nice resume ted, and we are prepared to make you an offer. do you have any questions for me?

ted: you pee in the swer?

interviewer: only in tels. see you monday.
interviewer: very nice resume ted, and we are prepared to make you an offer. do you have any questions for me?

ted: you pee in the swer?

interviewer: only in tels. see you monday.


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  Shower Humor,  
    
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w to leave a tel room
w to leave a tel room

Memes,  Hahaha,  
    
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''front desk? why isn't there a glock 38 on my pillow?''
''front desk? why isn't there a glock 38 on my pillow?''

Gun Joke,  Mobster Jokes,  
    
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If we ever get a hotel room, lets rent it on the highest floor so that we can have crazy makeout sessions in the elevator.
If we ever get a hotel room, lets rent it on the highest floor so that we can have crazy makeout sessions in the elevator.

Make Out Jokes,  Awesome Chat Up Lines,  
    
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not in this tel!
not in this tel!

Funny Pictures,  420 Jokes,  420 Meme,  
    
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Funny Camping Quotes,  Business Humor,  
    
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Meeting someone for the first time and she told you what hotel she in but she didn't give you her room number
Meeting someone for the first time and she told you what hotel she in but she didn't give you her room number

Memes,  Date Jokes,  
    
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Why did the rich man run screaming from the luxury hotel

Because  he was afraid of Hyatts!
Why did the rich man run screaming from the luxury hotel

Because he was afraid of Hyatts!


Architecture Puns,  Funny Question And Answer Jokes,  
    
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the guests next door let their awful children throw  against our wall all night and all morning

i called their room pretending to be front desk and threatened to kick them out if they don't shut up
the guests next door let their awful children throw against our wall all night and all morning

i called their room pretending to be front desk and threatened to kick them out if they don't shut up


Memes,  Confession Bear (theme),  
    
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Best hotel room window view ever
Best hotel room window view ever

Funny Pictures,  Window Jokes,  
    
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Thank God, I hate stale remotes.
Thank God, I hate stale remotes.

Memes,  Funny Sarcasm,  Really Funny Pictures,  
    
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When you bring a girl home and your mama yells "That the 5th one this week. This ain't a hotel."
When you bring a girl home and your mama yells "That the 5th one this week. This ain't a hotel."

Memes,  Home Jokes,  
    
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