House Cleaning Puns

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Q:

Why was the broom late?

A:

It over-swept!
Q:

Why was the broom late?

A:

It over-swept!


Broom Jokes,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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Another one fights the dust
Another one fights the dust

Memes,  Freddie Meme,  Vacuum Jokes,  
    
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Someone dusts

Oh God my house
Someone dusts

Oh God my house


Meme,  Misunderstood Spider (theme),  Joke Spider,  
    
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

Ecard,  Housework Jokes,  Funny Woman Quotes,  
    
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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.


Vampire Puns,  House Jokes,  Cleaning Puns,  
    
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Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.


Steroid Funny,  Cleaning Jokes,  Two Line Jokes,  
    
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Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

Junky Jokes,  Cleaning Jokes,  Trash Jokes,  
    
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Q:What's the difference between a sorority girl and a vacuum cleaner?

A:Nothing. They both suck.


Social Jokes,  Cleaning Jokes,  Jokes To Tell,  
    
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A clean house indicates that there is a broken computer in it.

Cleaning Jokes,  Housekeeping Jokes,  House Jokes,  Computer Puns,  
    
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a Vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.

Death Puns,  Death Jokes,  Cleaning Puns,  Fighting Jokes,  
    
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I've just heard the window cleaner shouting and swearing outside my house. I think he's lost his rag.

Window Jokes,  Windows Jokes,  Cleaning Puns,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak

Cleaning Puns,  Cleaning Jokes,  Slow Jokes,  
    
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My girlfriend came in complaining that I never lift a finger around the house...so I did, the middle one.

Dating Jokes,  Dating Humor,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy.
The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy.

Funny Cleaning Slogans,  Housework Jokes,  
    
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Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.

Funny Cleaning Slogans,  Jokes About Kids,  Funny Ecard,  
    
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