House Jokes

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When you're watching House Hunters and a white couple says, "I like the plantation style homes"
When you're watching House Hunters and a white couple says, "I like the plantation style homes"

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If you're gonna treat my dog any less than royalty you can't come in my house
If you're gonna treat my dog any less than royalty you can't come in my house

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Guys really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue

Sorry we understood this economy and don't waste our money on dumb shit like three wooden arrows that say "live, laugh, love"
Guys really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue

Sorry we understood this economy and don't waste our money on dumb shit like three wooden arrows that say "live, laugh, love"


Memes,  Room Jokes,  Apartment Jokes,  
    
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me: *changes the toilet paper roll*

me: "i am the backbone of this useld"
me: *changes the toilet paper roll*

me: "i am the backbone of this useld"


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To whoever needed to see this: Throw away your empty liquor bottles, they're not decor
To whoever needed to see this: Throw away your empty liquor bottles, they're not decor

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My husband looking for anything in our house.
My husband looking for anything in our house.

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My parents have access to mine & my brother's bank accounts & accidentally took money out of my brother's savings instead of theirs to pay the mortgage and now every time we tell him to do something he says "you can't talk to me like that in my house"
My parents have access to mine & my brother's bank accounts & accidentally took money out of my brother's savings instead of theirs to pay the mortgage and now every time we tell him to do something he says "you can't talk to me like that in my house"

Memes,  Rent Jokes,  Bills Jokes,  
    
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Guys really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue
Guys really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue

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Me after rearranging my room and leaving real quick to come back inside just to see what it'd look like when other people enter my room
Me after rearranging my room and leaving real quick to come back inside just to see what it'd look like when other people enter my room

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you're in your use and you hear a door slam, you turn around and see him... wyd?

ask him what bills he pay to be slamming doors in my in use
you're in your use and you hear a door slam, you turn around and see him... wyd?

ask him what bills he pay to be slamming doors in my in use


Memes,  Jokes About Scary Movies,  Michael Myers Jokes,  
    
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Paid my rent so don't ask me to go out because I'm in the crib getting my moneys worth.
Paid my rent so don't ask me to go out because I'm in the crib getting my moneys worth.

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I pray I hear some weird shit in the middle of the night

You finna destroy the whole neighborhood cuz the fridge is making ice at 2am
I pray I hear some weird shit in the middle of the night

You finna destroy the whole neighborhood cuz the fridge is making ice at 2am


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PSA: I do not care how many blankets I have, I will always be thrilled when receiving a blanket as a gift. I want infinite comfort items.
PSA: I do not care how many blankets I have, I will always be thrilled when receiving a blanket as a gift. I want infinite comfort items.

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me at 15: why do my parents watch ing hgtv all day?

me at 23: , the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop
me at 15: why do my parents watch ing hgtv all day?

me at 23: , the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop


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Is this bowl clean?

This mg been through every dishwasher imaginable, scrubbed by hand for 15 minutes straight, trust me my nigga. It's clean.
Is this bowl clean?

This mg been through every dishwasher imaginable, scrubbed by hand for 15 minutes straight, trust me my nigga. It's clean.


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