Housekeeping Jokes

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G'ma- Do u have ur immigration papers?

Heri I was born in America mamm.

G'ma- So was Hitler!

Her- I it pill time already?

G'ma- Fasho fam. It's pill o'clock ouchea.
G'ma- Do u have ur immigration papers?

Heri I was born in America mamm.

G'ma- So was Hitler!

Her- I it pill time already?

G'ma- Fasho fam. It's pill o'clock ouchea.


Memes,  Mexican Immigrant Jokes,  
    
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I finally got a housekeeper.

It's my ex-wife. She kept the house.
I finally got a housekeeper.

It's my ex-wife. She kept the house.


Funny Jokes,  Ex Jokes,  Divorce Humor,  
    
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My room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear
My room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear

Free Funny Quotes,  Cleaning Jokes,  Bedroom Jokes,  
    
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When U gotta go to the Oscars

But U didnt finish your chores
When U gotta go to the Oscars

But U didnt finish your chores


Funny Pictures,  Chore Jokes,  Oscar Meme,  
    
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 Mop with it.

Clean with it...
Mop with it.

Funny Vines,  Cleaning Jokes,  Dance Vines,  
    
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Why doesn't the Salvadorian maid

Speak American
Why doesn't the Salvadorian maid

Speak American


Memes,  Salvador Jokes,  First World Problems Memes (theme),  
    
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OK Aaron Hernandez

I come I clean
OK Aaron Hernandez

I come I clean


Meme,  Aaron Hernandez Jokes,  
    
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A husband is someone who, after taking out the trash, gives the impression he just cleaned the entire house.
A husband is someone who, after taking out the trash, gives the impression he just cleaned the entire house.

Funny Ecards,  Short Husband Jokes,  Husband Bashing Jokes,  
    
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Mexicans be like...

We have to teach them early!!
Mexicans be like...

We have to teach them early!!


Meme,  Mexicans Be Like,  Funny Short Mexican Jokes,  
    
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The Post-Christmas clean up

We are way beyond needing to tidy up at my house. I swear to God, at this point we're just looking for survivors.

I found one! 

Oh, hey, dad.
The Post-Christmas clean up

We are way beyond needing to tidy up at my house. I swear to God, at this point we're just looking for survivors.

I found one!

Oh, hey, dad.


Funny Pictures,  Funny Christmas Jokes,  
    
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I keep seeing 'housekeeping schedules' on Pinterest. Here's my housekeeping schedule - do the absolute minimum until someone's coming over, then clean like a crazy person.
I keep seeing 'housekeeping schedules' on Pinterest. Here's my housekeeping schedule - do the absolute minimum until someone's coming over, then clean like a crazy person.

Funny Ecards,  Pinterest Jokes,  Good Funny Clean Jokes  
    
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Ciara backstage at the Grammys!
Ciara backstage at the Grammys!

Celebrity Disses,  Celebrity Jokes 2014,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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Hey Hot Stuff!

You sure are looking good today! Why not keep the sinks clean so they can look as gorgeous as you? Yay Vanity! (Get it? Vanity?)

Love, Your Bathroom Mirror
Hey Hot Stuff!

You sure are looking good today! Why not keep the sinks clean so they can look as gorgeous as you? Yay Vanity! (Get it? Vanity?)

Love, Your Bathroom Mirror


Mirror Jokes,  Funny Roommate Notes,  Funny Notes To Leave,  
    
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Laundry

Ain't nobody got time for that
Laundry

Ain't nobody got time for that


Laundry Puns,  Sweet Brown Meme (theme),  Housework Jokes,  
    
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Clean the house on my day off? 

Ain't nobody got time for dat!
Clean the house on my day off?

Ain't nobody got time for dat!


Day Off Jokes,  Sweet Brown Meme (theme),  
    
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