Human Jokes

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I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off - with a pen, on paper - that I'm not a robot.

*sweats coolant*
I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off - with a pen, on paper - that I'm not a robot.

*sweats coolant*


Memes,  Car Dealer Jokes,  Robot Jokes,  
    
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When you told them be the salt of the earth but they choose to be salty to everyone on earth instead
When you told them be the salt of the earth but they choose to be salty to everyone on earth instead

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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"do they still worship us, child?"

"well, i  in a box and they clean it."

"good. good."
"do they still worship us, child?"

"well, i in a box and they clean it."

"good. good."


Memes,  Cat Humor,  
    
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i just discovered that humans can fit a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't get it out witut shattering it and now i have to physically restrain myself from putting a ing light bulb in my mouth
i just discovered that humans can fit a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't get it out witut shattering it and now i have to physically restrain myself from putting a ing light bulb in my mouth

Memes,  Light Bulb Jokes,  
    
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Shout out to all the early humans who died figuring out what plants we can and can't eat.
Shout out to all the early humans who died figuring out what plants we can and can't eat.

Memes,  Shout Out Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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that moment when they ask you to prove that you are human
that moment when they ask you to prove that you are human



Memes,  Internet Humor,  Online Jokes,  
    
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U ever look in the mirror for too long & start thinking "damn I'm really a human, like I'm really in this bitch"
U ever look in the mirror for too long & start thinking "damn I'm really a human, like I'm really in this bitch"

Memes,  Mirror Jokes,  
    
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If a pickle is in trouble, does it still say it is in a pickle?

Or in a human?
If a pickle is in trouble, does it still say it is in a pickle?

Or in a human?


Pickle Puns,  Philosoraptor (theme),  
    
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When you trying to hunt the humans but the glass in the way.
When you trying to hunt the humans but the glass in the way.

Zoo Jokes,  Leopard Jokes,  
    
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when the human you're going to eat starts to run
when the human you're going to eat starts to run

Leopard Jokes,  Newest Memes,  
    
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i want a tng 

made of human skin
i want a tng

made of human skin


Leopard Jokes,  Thong Jokes,  Funny Animal Pictures With Captions,  
    
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If aliens ever come to Earth and ask us what we use our technology for they're gonna blow up our planet
If aliens ever come to Earth and ask us what we use our technology for they're gonna blow up our planet

Memes,  Aliens Jokes,  
    
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What if horse teeth 

Could fit inside a human's mouth?
What if horse teeth

Could fit inside a human's mouth?


Horse Teeth Jokes,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  
    
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if you are what you eat, 

doesn't that make jeffrey dahmer only human?
if you are what you eat,

doesn't that make jeffrey dahmer only human?


Cannibal Jokes,  Sick Puns,  
    
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Do you ever wish you could be a dog during the weekdays and a human on weekends?
Do you ever wish you could be a dog during the weekdays and a human on weekends?

Memes,  Dog Jokes One Liners,  
    
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