Humor Joke Of The Day

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How does a man on the moon get his hair cut? 

Eclipse it
How does a man on the moon get his hair cut?

Eclipse it


Hair Cut Jokes,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Moon Jokes,  
    
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New phone who dis
New phone who dis

Telephone Meme,  Phone Meme,  
    
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Me: Why you mad at me?

Her: You should know why I'm mad.

Me:
Me: Why you mad at me?

Her: You should know why I'm mad.

Me:


Memes,  Mad Jokes,  Dudes Be Like,  
    
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IDK = I'm currently too lazy to talk
IDK = I'm currently too lazy to talk

Lazy Jokes,  Lazy People Jokes,  Jokes For 2016,  
    
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i'm a militia
i'm a militia

Memes,  Simpsons Meme,  Gun Humor,  
    
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"I just love running."

Nobody

Cares
"I just love running."

Nobody

Cares


Memes,  Running Jokes,  Spongebob Rainbow,  
    
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When you finish arguing with someone and they try to say something under their breath.
When you finish arguing with someone and they try to say something under their breath.

Memes,  Argument Jokes,  Be Like,  
    
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When I accidentally touch my sense of humor.
When I accidentally touch my sense of humor.

Memes,  Funny Image Jokes,  
    
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When someone leaves my life:
¯\_()_/¯ 

Congratulations ... You played yourself
When someone leaves my life:
¯\_()_/¯

Congratulations ... You played yourself


Memes,  Break Up Jokes,  Dj Khaled Meme,  
    
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Puts hand on head as hot pose

Looks like he has a receding hairline
Puts hand on head as hot pose

Looks like he has a receding hairline


Hair Loss Jokes,  Receding Hairline Jokes,  Funny Pictures Jokes Humor,  
    
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Knock knock.

Whos there?

Amos.

Amos who?

"A mosquito."
Knock knock.

Whos there?

Amos.

Amos who?

"A mosquito."


Funny Jokes,  Mosquito Jokes,  Bad Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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Me trying to finish the week
Me trying to finish the week

Memes,  Daily Jokes,  
    
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I don't even believe myself when I say I'll be ready in 5 minutes.
I don't even believe myself when I say I'll be ready in 5 minutes.

Funny Jokes,  Dress-up Jokes,  Funny Quotes Sayings,  
    
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Just cancel the rest of the week and we'll try again on Monday
Just cancel the rest of the week and we'll try again on Monday

Funny Jokes,  Funny Monday Jokes,  Daily Funny Quotes,  
    
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I don't really like going outside...

It's too "peopley" out there.
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People suck: Some days it's far too peopley outside.
Some days it's far too peopley outside.

People suck: Some days it's far too peoply outside.
Some days it's far too peoply outside.

I don't really like going outside...

It's too "peopley" out there.


Funny Jokes,  Jokes About People,  Anti Social Jokes,  
    
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