Humor Text Messages

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y'all pray for my mie antny
y'all pray for my mie antny

Memes,  Sexting Memes,  Nude Jokes,  
    
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You never texted me back

I don't have a phone
You never texted me back

I don't have a phone


Memes,  Texting Jokes,  Latest Text Messages,  
    
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i am waiting for you by sacred heart

w is this

mommy

do i look like ur kid?

no, sorry wrong #
i am waiting for you by sacred heart

w is this

mommy

do i look like ur kid?

no, sorry wrong #


Funny Pictures,  Text Message Fails,  
    
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do you ever look at a text and just think  you
do you ever look at a text and just think you

Funny Text Message Jokes,  
    
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healthy way to handle problems

hey can we talk?

hang on

okay...?

alright i'm drunk what's up
healthy way to handle problems

hey can we talk?

hang on

okay...?

alright i'm drunk what's up


Funny Pictures,  Drunk Humor,  Drunk Funny,  
    
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so are we like dating now?

lol no

friends with benefits?

w bout just in bc i don't wanna be your friend either
so are we like dating now?

lol no

friends with benefits?

w bout just in bc i don't wanna be your friend either


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why is my child on the floor
you like these?



why is my child on the floor


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You never text me back

I don't have a phone
You never text me back

I don't have a phone


Funny Text Messages Jokes,  Text Message Fails,  
    
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I mustache you a question

But I'll shave it for later

A little beard told me

So I'll whisker it in your ear

That was autocorrect, but way to go ;)
I mustache you a question

But I'll shave it for later

A little beard told me

So I'll whisker it in your ear

That was autocorrect, but way to go ;)


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dude why is there a crack on my pne

last night while you were drinking you threw your pne

now why would i do that

you put in airplane mode and threw it

you kept yelling transform  you
dude why is there a crack on my pne

last night while you were drinking you threw your pne

now why would i do that

you put in airplane mode and threw it

you kept yelling transform you


Funny Joke Text Messages,  Text Message Funny Jokes,  Funny Drunk Jokes,  
    
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wow,  they didn't even open up my . they just squished it a little. 

wow.  bag.  best typo ever.
wow, they didn't even open up my . they just squished it a little.

wow. bag. best typo ever.


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Me every time I make plans

When r u coming

I'm not
Me every time I make plans

When r u coming

I'm not


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What if I told you I like you?

Then you told me
What if I told you I like you?

Then you told me


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did you get that nude i just sent?

nah

i didn't send one...glad i got your attention tughm let's talk about that child support.
did you get that nude i just sent?

nah

i didn't send one...glad i got your attention tughm let's talk about that child support.


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