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Humpty Dumpty was an egg that sat on the wall then he fell and he cracked. What I never understood was why was the kings horses and the kings men were trying to put him back together? Was he a special kind of egg? Faberge maybe? Most of the humpty jokes are based on the nursery rhyme.
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