Humpty Dumpty Jokes

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Humpty Dumpty was an egg that sat on the wall then he fell and he cracked. What I never understood was why was the kings horses and the kings men were trying to put him back together? Was he a special kind of egg? Faberge maybe? Most of the humpty jokes are based on the nursery rhyme.

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It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumptybut he had a great fall.
It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumptybut he had a great fall.

Fall Jokes,  Summer Puns,  
    
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Humpty dumbpty was the rat?

Make it look like an accident.
Humpty dumbpty was the rat?

Make it look like an accident.


Mobster Jokes,  Baby Meme,  Angry Baby Meme,  
    
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"Be careful Mr Dumpty. Your high cholesterol could affect your equilibrium."
"Be careful Mr Dumpty. Your high cholesterol could affect your equilibrium."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Egg Jokes,  
    
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"It's about your cholesterol level, Mr Dumpty!"
"It's about your cholesterol level, Mr Dumpty!"

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Egg Jokes,  
    
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ye olde humpty dumpty

humpty dumpty,

sat on a wall,

humpty dumpty,

had a great fall.

all the kings rses,

and all the kings men,

said " him,

he's only an egg."
ye olde humpty dumpty

humpty dumpty,

sat on a wall,

humpty dumpty,

had a great fall.

all the kings rses,

and all the kings men,

said " him,

he's only an egg."


Egg Jokes,  
    
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It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he has a great fall.
It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he has a great fall.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Puns For Kids,  Pun Examples,  
    
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humpty dumpty was rather calm, the day he helped to build the bomb.he was drinking champagne from a coffee cup, when the world decided to blow itself up.
humpty dumpty was rather calm, the day he helped to build the bomb.he was drinking champagne from a coffee cup, when the world decided to blow itself up.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Nursery Rhymes,  
    
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so, its hump day. guess tomorrow is walk of shame day

have a great hump day!
so, its hump day. guess tomorrow is walk of shame day

have a great hump day!


Funny Ecards,  Free Funny Ecards  
    
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guess what day it is?
guess what day it is?

Memes,  Camel Hump Day Jokes,  
    
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Humpty dumpty sat on a well built concrete structure

Then his posterior gently lifted and removed itself from that well built concrete structure
Humpty dumpty sat on a well built concrete structure

Then his posterior gently lifted and removed itself from that well built concrete structure


Witty Jokes,  Good Kid Jokes,  Funny Nursery Rhymes,  
    
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So you all wanna say humpty dumpty sat on a wall and it was the great wall of china

Come again
So you all wanna say humpty dumpty sat on a wall and it was the great wall of china

Come again


Great Wall Of China Jokes,  Willy Wonka Meme (theme),  Stupid Silly Jokes  
    
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California

That's going to be messy.
California

That's going to be messy.


California State Jokes,  California Jokes,  Funny As Hell Jokes,  
    
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What if Humpty dumpty

Wasn't an egg?
What if Humpty dumpty

Wasn't an egg?


Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  Silly Cute Jokes  
    
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Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a big fall

That's what you get when you borrow money and don't pay back
Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a big fall

That's what you get when you borrow money and don't pay back


Baby Godfather Meme (theme),  Funny Nursery Rhymes,  Baby Godfather,  
    
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