Hungry Jokes

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I saw a girl carrying a hamster so I asked If I could pet it but it was actually a muffin so I'm on my way yo jump of a cliff now
I saw a girl carrying a hamster so I asked If I could pet it but it was actually a muffin so I'm on my way yo jump of a cliff now

Memes,  Hamster Jokes,  
    
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sex is cool but have you ever stood in your kitchen sveling shredded mozzarella into your mouth straight from the bag like a goblin w's just escaped after being held captive underground for 47 years and broken into a store that specifically only sells bags of shredded cheese
sex is cool but have you ever stood in your kitchen sveling shredded mozzarella into your mouth straight from the bag like a goblin w's just escaped after being held captive underground for 47 years and broken into a store that specifically only sells bags of shredded cheese

Memes,  Best Cheese Jokes,  
    
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I hate it when healthy me does the groceries because fat me needs a snack
I hate it when healthy me does the groceries because fat me needs a snack

Memes,  Snack Jokes,  Grocery Jokes,  
    
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When you're hungry after church but Chick-Fil-A closed
When you're hungry after church but Chick-Fil-A closed

Memes,  Sunday Jokes,  Mcdonalds Memes,  
    
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"I'm starving." - me after 2 sandwiches, 12 wings, 49 chips and a gallon of ranch
"I'm starving." - me after 2 sandwiches, 12 wings, 49 chips and a gallon of ranch

Memes,  Eating Jokes,  Food Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Do you ever just ti there and think about Texas Roadhouse's rolls with cinnamon butter
Do you ever just ti there and think about Texas Roadhouse's rolls with cinnamon butter

Memes,  Restaurant Jokes,  Food One Liners,  
    
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I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early


Memes,  Snack Jokes,  Funny Hurricane Jokes,  
    
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Had an interview today and my belly rumbled, the lady goes 'missed lunch?' I told her na I'm hungry for success looooool
Had an interview today and my belly rumbled, the lady goes 'missed lunch?' I told her na I'm hungry for success looooool

Memes,  Funny Success Quotes,  
    
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rsvp'd to a wedding and said i'm bringing a date. joke is on them, i'm coming alone...but guess w's getting two plates of food? this
rsvp'd to a wedding and said i'm bringing a date. joke is on them, i'm coming alone...but guess w's getting two plates of food? this

Memes,  Clever Funny Quotes,  Wedding One Liners,  
    
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Nutritionist: You should eat 1200 calories a day.

Me: Ok, and how many at night?
Nutritionist: You should eat 1200 calories a day.

Me: Ok, and how many at night?


Memes,  Eating Meme,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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When you're hungry for a lil something but the only snack you have in the house is you
When you're hungry for a lil something but the only snack you have in the house is you

Memes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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"You're not actually mad, you're just hungry let's go get food"

Me:
"You're not actually mad, you're just hungry let's go get food"

Me:


Memes,  Funny Sayings About Girls,  Funny Quotes On Girls,  
    
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My body waiting for me to finally eat my first meal at 5pm
My body waiting for me to finally eat my first meal at 5pm

Memes,  Body Jokes,  
    
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You gotta ask females "SO you single single or hungry single?"
You gotta ask females "SO you single single or hungry single?"

Memes,  Single Jokes,  
    
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Send me a "you hungry?" text at 1:17 AM instead of "wyd?" text and you might get a reply.
Send me a "you hungry?" text at 1:17 AM instead of "wyd?" text and you might get a reply.

Memes,  Funny Texting Jokes,  
    
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