Husband And Wife Jokes

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counselor: let's start with something you both have in common guy: well neither of us give the s counselor: lol got em
counselor: let's start with something you both have in common

guy: well neither of us give the s

counselor: lol got em

Memes,  Counseling Jokes,  
    
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"i told you it was ing hunting season doreen but noooo, we had to visit your sisters near the lake!"
"i told you it was ing hunting season doreen but noooo, we had to visit your sisters near the lake!"

Memes,  Deer Hunting Jokes,  Funny Deer Jokes,  
    
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My wife is one of the easiest people you'll ever talk to. All you have to do is listen.
My wife is one of the easiest people you'll ever talk to.

All you have to do is listen.

Wife Bashing Jokes,  Marriage Humor Jokes,  
    
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wife: "wake up! i hear a rat eating last night's dinner. husband: "go back to sleep, i'll bury it in the morning."
wife: "wake up! i hear a rat eating last night's dinner.

husband: "go back to sleep, i'll bury it in the morning."

Wife Bashing Jokes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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wife: off to the store, mr flaccid husband: sorry, can't hear you over all these achievements
wife: off to the store, mr flaccid

husband: sorry, can't hear you over all these achievements

Memes,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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My wife and I are expecting a delivery...
My wife and I are expecting a delivery...

Memes,  Pizza Meme,  Delivery Jokes,  
    
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husband: would u like me to cut the pizza wife: w about u cut the & start eating my like a real ouch- haha - got em-
husband: would u like me to cut the pizza

wife: w about u cut the & start eating my like a real

ouch-

haha -

got em-

Memes,  
    
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her: you aint married to no average boy, you can watch my fat twist boy, as i bounce to the next boy. him: golly jeepers diane! have you been listening to beyonce again?
her: you aint married to no average boy, you can watch my fat twist boy, as i bounce to the next boy.

him: golly jeepers diane! have you been listening to beyonce again?

Memes,  Lemonade Meme,  
    
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"Sir, you can't just park your van right here" "That's wife"
"Sir, you can't just park your van right here"

"That's wife"

Memes,  Wife Insult Jokes,  Police Meme,  
    
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Sue had to get Tom's attention away from that bloody computer. The laxative in his tea should do it.
Sue had to get Tom's attention away from that bloody computer. The laxative in his tea should do it.

Laxative Jokes,  Computer Jokes One Liners,  Funny Computer Jokes,  
    
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Does this outfit make me look fat?
Does this outfit make me look fat?

Lie Jokes,  Lying Jokes,  
    
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''So, apparently, saying it with cactus is not the best way to tell your wife you love her!''
''So, apparently, saying it with cactus is not the best way to tell your wife you love her!''

Cactus Jokes,  Good Wife Jokes,  Clean Wife Jokes,  
    
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A woman is driving 1st time on the highway. Her husband calls & says:- "Be careful love, it's just been on the radio that someone is driving the wrong way on the highway".... She replies:- "Someone..?" "These idiots are in hundreds".
A woman is driving 1st time on the highway.

Her husband calls & says:- "Be careful love, it's just been on the radio that someone is driving the wrong way on the highway"....

She replies:- "Someone..?" "These idiots are in hundreds".

Highway Jokes,  Women Driver Jokes,  Driving Fail,  
    
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i just had something eles in mind when you said you'd take the kids to your parents' and i'd get bjs for my father's day gift.
i just had something eles in mind when you said you'd take the kids to your parents' and i'd get bjs for my father's day gift.

Father Day Jokes,  Fathers Day Meme,  
    
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At my wedding: Husband: I do Me: I feel like u lying but ok
At my wedding:

Husband: I do

Me: I feel like u lying but ok

Funny Jokes,  Funny Wedding Jokes,  
    
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