Husband Jokes One Liners

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When a husband feels trapped at the craft store...
When a husband feels trapped at the craft store...

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When your wife says she's only picking up one thing, so you can wait in the car...
When your wife says she's only picking up one thing, so you can wait in the car...

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Are you involved in any dangerous sports?

Well, sometimes I disagree with my wife.
Are you involved in any dangerous sports?

Well, sometimes I disagree with my wife.


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According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.

Because of sleep apnea?

Because her hands will be around my throat.
According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.

Because of sleep apnea?

Because her hands will be around my throat.


Sleep Humor,  Funny Sleeping Quotes,  
    
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Does this outfit make me look fat?
Does this outfit make me look fat?

Husband And Wife Jokes,  Lie Jokes,  Lying Jokes,  
    
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''My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?''
''My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?''

Funny Love Comics,  Perfume Jokes,  Good Office Jokes,  
    
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happy wife happy life
happy wife happy life

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Husband leaves with the military. A day later everything breaks.
Husband leaves with the military. A day later everything breaks.

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I've been married for thirty years and I'm still in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me.
I've been married for thirty years and I'm still in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me.

Funny Jokes,  Richard Prince Jokes,  
    
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When hubby says no

To those new boots you needed
When hubby says no

To those new boots you needed


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The only woman who knows where her husband is... Is a widow

The rest of u can sit down... and make me another cup of tea
The only woman who knows where her husband is... Is a widow

The rest of u can sit down... and make me another cup of tea


Memes,  Widow Jokes,  
    
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Feng Shui is Chinese for "put your husband's crap in the garage"!
Feng Shui is Chinese for "put your husband's crap in the garage"!

Funny Quotes,  Funny Jokes Chinese,  
    
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My future husband is probably sending some other girl cute goodnight texts, I'm so mad at him rn
My future husband is probably sending some other girl cute goodnight texts, I'm so mad at him rn

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Words of wisdom. If you piss off your wife, be sure you have a comfortable couch.
Words of wisdom. If you piss off your wife, be sure you have a comfortable couch.

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